i need to know the age to adjust my mean level accordinly.

off topic, but knox, been listening to your myspace for the past 2 hours and I love it. any chance to get hold of the CD you have out?

sure, ill pm you about it!
:)

whats your music knox? pm me it ok.

He probably just did alot of cocaine in the past

Just after you were born

And ate a lot of fondue with ABBA.

maybe it's only a matter of andropause and his levels of testerone are mess with his mind...horrible things can happens when a man came to this point...but that it's not a case of insanity

is alcoholism a form of insanity?

no. it's a form of distraction

my guard always said my daddy was a mentalist

yes, and probably even more so. :)

my dad is way crazier.. but this is not a pissing contest. The real question is, come on man, what did you do to yr dad that has him so paranoid, crazy or not?

I've never pissed in one of my dad's mugs, but I did jack off into one once.

Boy was he steamed!!!

Nah, but really if he flew off the handle cause you used a different mug, he might have some issues. Is he stressed or something? One of my best friends was going through some shit at work/home last year and he got so stressed out that he would just lose his fucking mind and scream at people for no reason at all. I mean literally no reason at all. Dude flipped out at me cause he didn't like the way I put my shoes on once. He finally kinda admitted to himself just how fucked up he was acting towards everyone and sought help with a counselor and stuff. He's a lot better now, even though all the crap he was going through isn't really over. He's just way better at dealing with stuff now.

Not that that's the deal with your dad or anything, just sayin'.

please. if yr serious, you shouldn't even brag about such utter sacrilege, and if you are joking, that is a stupid joke, either way, lame.

is your dad charles bukowksi

Sacrilege??? Uh...???

Yeah, dude. I really whack-off in family member's cups. Merry Christmas!



It was a stupid joke, don't lose sleep.

mine is an helpless workaholic too busy to drink my piss.

My father likes drinking my piss. I'm not sure if that makes him less crazy, or more.

easy to find out, just ask him to piss in a cup...

No, for serious though, how old are you dude?

I always assume everyone on this board has a job and lives on their own. But then people start posting stuff about how their moms are really getting on their last nerve and right before prom and shit. And it just reminds me that I might be surrounded by sexy teenagers that I need to be taking advantage of.

I have a dad. If that makes you feel closer to me.

P.S. Is this you?

good, next time i hope he brutally beats you with the cup, pisses on you and then throws you out of the house you little shit

i wanna buy a copy sometime as well

Well yeah, I might be (one of the) youngest merbers omn here but I don't need to bore the board with my private stuff...

Hahahaha. Hilarious.

I love you, too.

actually, what i meant to say is that i hope he brutally beats you with the cup that you pissed in because you're a sick fuck, sets you on fire, pisses the fire out taking great care not to miss your mouth and eyes, kicks you in your tiny balls repeatedly and then throws you out of his house, you little shit.

^^God that turned me on...

let me guess, it was the watersports bit that did it for you?

What made you think I pissed in his cup? :confused:

you obviously did. you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

You're as insane as my father, so I really shouldn't be surprised you'd side with him.

yes. sacrilege. the respect a person should have for his parents should be so strict its religious. so to violate such a respect is by definition sacrilege. Now, kind sir I was well aware that you were joking, so I thought I would let you know that joke was in exceptionally poor taste, even for the potty humor of the SYG ;)

(and further, its a crazy fucking world out there and you very well may have been serious)

The English actress, Sarah Miles, is widely known for drinking her own urine. She has cited famous practitioners of urine therapy, such as Gandhi and Nero. She's been drinking her own own urine for thirty years to keep herself healthy and vigorous.

tell him to go fuck himself.

My father is a bit crazy, he's yet to accuse me of peeing in a cup though.

If I ever manage to get a band going, I'm going to use the following formula of words in a song:

"David, what did you do your father? He's going around the dining room saying he hates his life."

watersports!?