i'm from LA, I have never even been in the snow.. but it appears to be cold in the ENTIRE northern parts of the world, from Montana to the UK. Its in the 40s in Miami for Christ's sake.. Los Angeles is in the 70s today, it is literally one of the warmest places north of the tropics today ;)

Did I tell you to fuck off last time you said this? If not, consider this a double 'fuck off'-ing.

you don;t run into freaks like these at US "pubs" walking out with saveloy and chips!

you can do better than deep fried things and chips. come on.

a meal consists of

whatever you can put batter on

oily thick chips

you can replace that with

something with mashed potatos
sausages?
minced beef

or PIES (a pie can be minced beef with mashed potato in a tray? i suppose so)

when you're feeling wild
add some over boiled soggy vegetables

and peas why not.

voilá

Well, you can't eat favelas or conga-lines, can you?

is there a word missing?

Not since the edit, no.

i don't know what conga-lines are so i'm gonna say no.

didn't they tell you tho, in school, a good meal had to be colorful, fresh, and not very oily.

anyway glice.

i like your desserts. in general they are really good desserts.
except for anything too custardy that looks like infection.
also i think cranberry and turkey was a nice idea.

and ramsay is more entertaining than lawson.

Eating stodgy food is ideal for keeping your body warm in winter.

I went to a pretty rough school. They said that we should try and catch the mark on the way out of McDonalds.

Lawson doesn't need to be entertaining. I'll entertain her with my love. By which I mean penis.

Well, I was lucky. They brought in plastic food and we had to prepare menus according to the different groups of nutrients we needed. It was really effective, you see.

Do you know what kept me from freezing to death when I went on my ramble through the snow covered forest today? Crisps. The saturated fat in crisps to be exact. I ate a load the evening before to keep me warm for the night, and was still feeling the effects today when I went on my ramble. I was working up such a sweat, I was using the snow to cool my face down. :)

Cheetos Coated In Strawberry Yogurt Glaze

and then im forced to watch all these shows, read all these newspapers and adverts about people wanting to drop a dress size.

do you know what i do? i smoke.
i dont know why, it seems to help.
maybe i just get too distracted to feel cold.

I was stuffing my face with these. :)

i dont like to put my hand inside greasy bags.

she turns 50 years old today ya know.

happy birthday nigella.


sorry i didnt like you at first.

The crisps now contain 30% less sat fat. If they reduce the sat fat even further, it could mean a matter of life or death for the poor sods traipsing around a snow covered forest relying on it's sat fat levels to survive the cold!

i apologise for everything ive said because i forgot about the vilest of the vile:



the fact that some people call that a meal.

What's wrong with beans on toast?

if you have to ask its not worth answering.

Whatever. :rolleyes:

no idea, really, if it's very cold i wear two pairs on top of each other, making them completely opaque too.

by jackson pollock.

I don't see what's so unhealthy about beans on toast.

i didn't mean it was unhealthy.

it's just so inventive, colourful and appealing.

it has all the nutrients you'd want from a meal. the fact that it looks pretty much the same going in and out means something.

It's very warm here, it's 73 degrees fahrenheit out here.

okc just closed schools for the next two days because it's "too cold".

wtf

I have never heard of beans on toast.

I have heard of creamed chipped beef on toast, or shit on a shingle, but beans on toast?

beans on toast is fine when you're short on time and just want something tyo keep you going. And with cheese grated on top and a dash of worcestershire sauce, you're edging towards something quite nice indeed.

such standards. see what i mean.

I think that attention needs to be brought to the copious amounts of BUTTER on that bread.

you scoff at amerikkka. I fart in yr general direction.

i could have got in i think but my boss told me not to (because if i had gone in it would make her look bad for staying at home)

A day off just because it snows?! Pussies.

yeah i'm so pissed off that i missed out on going to work today

I'm eating tasty English food while I fabricate an easy excuse not to show up at work tommorow. Life couldn't be any sweeter for an Italian living abroad.