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porkmarras 07.07.2006 01:20 PM

Let me think,there's an actual gay term for that.I read on a gay(gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay)paper once of someone who died in the middle of that sexual practice.Or else watch any episode of OZ(most homoerotic prison drama of all the time).

!@#$%! 07.07.2006 01:24 PM

hm yeah someone dies but during internet collective masturbation-- say the chair falls-- ouch

what would the other spectators/participants do?

think of a 5 minute film

porkmarras 07.07.2006 01:25 PM

Lemmi think..........

m1rr0r dash 11.24.2007 05:51 PM

i vote yes.

Norma J 11.24.2007 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku
There was this one time in music camp...

Actually, there was this one time at a 7th-grade sleepover (yeah, that's gay, no?) when a bunch of us guys compared erections. I remember we all really cracked up when this guy, a real nerd, pulled down his pants, started laughing, and yelled, "Hey, look, mine's like a big hook!" and we look over and it's like way crooked, like bent in the middle to the side at a 90 degree angle almost.

This other friend of mine was into playing "house" whenever I'd sleepover. He'd pretend he was my wife and snuggle against me in bed and stuff. That was about as far as I ever experimented with the homo erotic.


Ummm. HAHA. Far out.

Anngella 11.24.2007 06:49 PM

When I was like, say, 11, me and my friend were sleeping in our camper in our driveway and we got naked and stood on our heads and jumped up and down or some shit.
And another time with someone else my two girl friends dared me to take off my shirt and jump up and down since I was the most well-endowed of us three. We must've been about 12 or 13.
And another time the same two girls took off my swimsuit top when we were in a pool and I had to get out to get it out of the trash bin they threw it in and then jump back in to get it.

Oh, I have tons of stories.

Anngella 11.24.2007 06:50 PM

Oh, and I voted yes.

m1rr0r dash 11.24.2007 06:58 PM

one time on a boy scout camping trip when i was around 13, i was sharing a tent with two older guys and they started jerking off in their sleeping bags. i wasn't sure if they were actually doing it, or they were faking it to get me to do it so they could make fun of me. then while i was thinking about whether they were really masturbating or not and whether i should also, one guy reached over and smeared what i assumed was cum on my face, then rolled over and went to sleep. it could have been spit or something... i don't know. but a couple of years later, he surprised everyone else by coming out. i had always assumed he was gay, even before the tent jerk off, but everyone else seemed clueless, or knew and didn't talk about it because the boy scouts are all homophobic.

king_buzzo 11.24.2007 07:08 PM

yes no, maybe, i dont know


could you repeat the question?


(props to the people who know this show)

Anngella 11.24.2007 07:15 PM

Malcom In The Middle! Too easy.
The mom from that show is the sister of my freshmen gym teacher. Apparently she taught at my school for like, a day, and then left and never came back because the kids were so horrible.

French Tosser 11.24.2007 07:19 PM

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king_buzzo 11.24.2007 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anngella
Malcom In The Middle! Too easy.
The mom from that show is the sister of my freshmen gym teacher. Apparently she taught at my school for like, a day, and then left and never came back because the kids were so horrible.


haha amazing!

m1rr0r dash 11.24.2007 07:50 PM

http://collectivemasturbation.org/

Now you can participate in the collective masturbation. A world-wide phenomenon with more than 1 million fascinating interest groups!

Enter your turn-on in the search field.

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Anngella 11.24.2007 07:54 PM

Enter your turn-on in the search field. For example Pizza or John Paul Jones.

m1rr0r dash 11.25.2007 02:57 AM

yeah, it just takes you staight to the wikipedia page of whatever you type in... i just wanted someone else to be as dissappointed as i was.

SynthethicalY 11.25.2007 03:06 AM

Yes, boring. We where teenagers.

davenotdead 11.25.2007 03:07 AM

i was....

h8kurdt 11.25.2007 06:35 AM

Yeah when we were about 13. To young to care about it but at that age where puberty was sky high.


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