Anyone seen that movie Firecracker, starring Patton?

It SUCKS.

so...if that's a FAKE DICK...his real one must be extremely fucking tiny.

Mike Patton = Lady Gaga???!?

well, i've never seen them in the same room at the same time.

surely, from your posh front-row seats, you've seen the fucking tiny penis(es).

ARE THEY THE SAME??

i'm no good at gauging the lengths of tiny penis(es) with my naked eye. i mostly play basketball you know, and when black guys dunk over me, and the only thing i can see is underneath their shorts, those are the types penis(es) i'm good at guessing the length of.

God do I hate everything Mike Patton touches... this time included.

normally involving shit.

His best album is adult themes for voice, because it's the one that even his idiot fanboys won't even pretend to like sometimes.

The only album I highly reccomend that has Patton on it a lot is Kaada and Patton's "Romances", which sounds like a soundtrack to a lost, forgotten Italian horror flick. All Patton has to do is go "LA LA LA LA LA."

He can take his mutant metal and shove it up his arse.

why would you bother if that's what you had to bring out.


this thread is kind of funny, definately cringeworthy.

It's not like he is erect.... how can one tell what he doesn't have to be broughten'???

I would rather be a juggalo than a fucking Patton fan. He's a hero to people who haven't actually taken the time to explore music that's good. Hell, EVERY FUCKING BAND on Ipecac without him in it is better than his fucking bullshit.

is this mike patton?

this is:

I like Mike Patton because he can do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6w2xg0LZnY

(the 45 second mark is astounding)

He's overrated, and cocky. But the dude has some killer pipes.

^^^
still not convinced

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPh8yGUnWog

I think Faith No More is my favorite thing he's ever been involved with. His performance on their cover of the Bee Gee's "I Started A Joke" is also quite impressive (probably more than that video).

Here it is live - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J-9k13zWLQ

He's not a god. But he's a very talented singer, who happens to be willing to experiment with his voice moreso than most. I can respect that.

Haha yes, a horrible movie. I wouldn't say Patton was that bad in it though.

I like Patton. I used to be one of those huge Patton fanboys, which I'm not anymore, but I do still love Disco Volante and California by Bungle and Angel Dust by Faith No More. And Director's Cut by Fantomas. He's making lots of shit, but he's a good singer, the problem rather is some of his fans.

Patton is just some guy who worships Eye and Zorn but has no talent. So he works with talented people like Trey Spruance, whose own amazing projects are overshadowed because this diarhea eating idiot isn't going BOING BOING BLAHHHHHHHHH over top of actual good songwriting. Fuck Patton.

Mike Patton had this to say about eX-Girl, a favourite of mine:

"eX-Girl are a beautiful example of information overload. Jagged 3 part vocal harmonies, adventurous arrangements, and songs that hook you like the sucker that you are. Take all of these treats, wrap it in an ultra-bright technicolor live show with surreal homemade costumes, and you've got the sensation of being strapped in on an out-of-control carnival ride that will leave you standing in line waiting for another turn."

Yeah, he knows good music, he just doesn't know how to make it.

I went through my Mr. Bungle obsession, immediately after my KoRn obsession, and immediately prior to my Sonic Youth obsession.

so basically we have a bunch of egotistical pretentious music pricks who love sonic youth railing against egotistical pretentious music pricks who love mike patton and most of the work with his name tied to it.

Yeah, basically, if you take out the word "pretentious" you might be onto something.