the word innuendo itself is so funny.

knox should i make some supper?

I bet I am too late. When people say supper it makes me think of soup.
I'd like a smoked salmon sandwich.

oh salmon would be nice

i have none htough...

I had some toast.. still hungry but it is even later now :(

you can't pay for the heart, knoxy. so it's not the same.

sex professionals are boring-- acting gone awry.

advice professionals on the other hand can be fucking awesome. my current team of shrinks help me with mystical visions and cosmic vibrations-- in other words, they feed me awesome pills and discuss my dream life-- fun, fun shit.

Knox...should I smoke DMT today?

yeah, no salmon here either... i'm having chips and then my first attempt to wallpaper a wall.

evolghost, no, have some tea instead. - i meant regular tea.

and #!?KPbs - im your advice professional now.

WEHAT!

FOUND: 1 lucky penny
FOUND: 2 toy dragons - Target parkinglot

whatever shall I name them??? :confused:

FOUND: 1 badly runover green plastic bear.

I'm naming it Providence.

number 1= fritz
number 2= rudolph

also, i wanted to show you my fishtank:

Is that a knox doll on the right?

I wish! Someone made me a doll of me once, it was the best present ever!
I would love to have lots of doll replicas of me, in all stages of life, and I would make them DO things.

I have a little doll of you full of pins;)

No more fake tans and leather seats in my car for me. Thank you, knox. :)

that's fantastic! do you keep them underwater?

I would.

they don't need water, they are dead.

we all float down here.

OK-- you got any good pills?

i'm not ready to tell my dreams yet. pills first, trust later. much, much later...

you don't need dreams, just pills.

sorry dear, i'm very fond of you, but you're fired

let's just be friends

you cannot fire me
because I say
that's part of the problem
you just don't wanna establish a long term relationship here
because you don't want to improve
self sabotage

Great way to milk the cow.

I have a place in knox's heart

could be thread of the year....

Why do men contract erectile dysfunction? is it physical? mental? Or is it the result of some great pharmaceutical conspiracy?

Where would be a good spot to begin my search for Carmen sandiego

Cuba, but I am not knox so null my suggestion as it doesn't have her expertise.

dear chika

it's because god thinks they've had enough. it is a lesson from life.
it is a lesson from life, if you know what I mean.
angels laugh out loud.
but i'ts for their own good.

mmm.
san diego?

should i grow another beard or stay clean shaven?

mmm, personally i like a half assed half shaven half grown scratchy stubble.
my hormones respond to that.

thats the situation at the current time. its very itchy but if i keep going that stops, not going to get the full mountain man deal. having a shaved head i guess i gotta prove something.

but the jazz improv beard man can be hot too. as long as there's no food stuck.

egg and chicken wings to be avoided.

Dear knox,

Can you explain to me the offside rule in soccer?

ha!

no.
you probably mean football.

knox
knox