Don't worry, I don't give a flying shit about the Irish side of my family.

I don't think I would make it as a racist police officer, not that my family are racists cops but most self-identified Irish Americans are.

Masturbation is never a waste of time.

I hate the Irish. They're stupid and they smell like hot tar.

I was in a restaurant once when an Irish twat came over to me and threw a prawn cocktail at me and said "That's just for starters".

yeah that was my uncle you have herpes now

1 fifteen minute drone piece > bonos entire life

This is what every american that pretends to be irish thinks all Irish women are like when they squat to piss in their chamberpots, cuz we all k now ireland ain't got no indoor plumbing.
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word

haaaa haaa haaa

i was just reading the paper & found this:

http://views.washingtonpost.com/lead...r-we-need.html

i just skimmed over it (i'm not interested in the subject) but some of you might get eye herpes while reading-- and that-- makes me laugh

C ROB GETS IT

THEN YOU FAIL AT LIFE

ANYONE who doesn't understand why Bono is a hateful shit needs to hand in their lungs and reimburse the rest of humanity for being such a useless waste of existence. Seriously. If you don't get why people hate Bono, then you might as well move to France and talk about how fucking wrong you are with like-minded people.

Fail at life.

Glice, Bono has no idea you are, probably will never see that post, and is far more successful on a financial level than you most likely are, and if he did see that post, he probably wouldn't care.

Think about that for a while when you're done being a Nazi.

haha ultrafail the second

i'd love to move to france, but it's tricky with the visa-- eventually i hope i will. the food is so much better there. i know you hate them for that, you sausage muncher.

anyway, really, the only time bono crosses my thoughts is when he's being berated here. otherwise he might as well be a speck of dust somewhere in the gobi.

since bono owns a piece of your ass (or mind, whatever, i can't tell the difference), and i'm free of any emotional attachment to him (positive or negative, it's an attachment), i win absolutely and categorically, and i cackle at your disgrace.

The Nazis hated the Jews. Every time I see a Jew, they're usually doing something useful, like wearing a cool hat, sorting out accountancy problems or being neurotic stand-up comedians. Every time I see Bono, I want to throw something at him, like Birmingham civic centre. HITLER WOULD'VE LOVED BONO.

That dig at my not being as rich as Bono really hurt, by the way. I really wish I had the least carbon-neutral tour in the world and was one of the richest musicians so I could go around lecturing people about how capitalism and global warming are so fucking terrible

You fail at life.

bono is the epitome of christian capitalism and everything wrong with it.

bono would be organising make poverty history concerts to distract from hitlers wars and concentration camps.

You and me both

God Nike is bore!

You don't win by finding the only other solitary person who's empirically wrong. That's fail consolidation.

YES WE CAN!

Why is everyone being a cunt lately?

just...lately? lol? no, really --> LOL

I assumed the reason would change every few weeks.

oh, in that case, today, it's Bono and glice. it's usually something and glice.

.berp

Nike and Glice?

I don't know or care enough about nike to bother. I wear adidas.

as far as glice goes, he's like the cosmological constant of cuntestry. there is no worthier opponent.

Oh, that's nice. You're all peace and love to the world, but you're victimising me now. Fucking hippies and your fucking organic almonds. Scratch a hippy, find a fascist, my Dad used to say. He was right. In fact, he's still right, he said that to me just yesterday. The mad old bastard.

Yes. space is fucking hypocrite hippy fucker.

I'd threaten to neg rep you for even suggesting, but my birkenstocks are laying nearby, and I don't want them to soak up bad vibes, man.

And where are your jackboots??!?!

who needs jackboots? my birks are hob-nailed and steel-toed.

There you go then you fascist hippy!!!!

Go ahead.

that "something" is AIDS

My sources lead me to believe the same.

I'll be going undercover as a U2 roadie to investigate further. Expect my detailed report by the end of the next world tour.

hail to the king