i'll be insane and homeless by then if not dead.

oh, then by all means fire up those rockets and shoot into the darkness!

a crack pipe helps, too.

Aren't you?

Why do I get the feeling it's going to end in a really traumatic, acrimonious divorce?

I don;t think this is what everyone was asking you for, satan.

oh no, i'm already married and not looking for anyone else to throw shoes at me. can you imagine being cornered by a shoe machine-gun? the horror... the horror...

Ugh honestly just fuck off. If you are actually serious when you say things like that then you're just a horrible human being and I'd appreciate it if you didn't show your face around here. Thank you.

If I'm right, you'll owe me 10 bucks!

How about instead of sitting at your computer for hours on end posting nasty comments to people... why don't you congratulate someone on making a decision that has made them very very happy? It's really not that hard to be nice for once even if you are an unobvious troll.

How long have you been a miserable bastard?

KIS doesnt have feelings. It doesnt have much intuition for wit either, but know, this is still the internet, none of this is real anyway.
oh yeah, congratulations Satan.

I was correcting your grammar...

Will you be wearing the "sadlittlewhore.jpg" dress?

^ lulz no it's a tad bit more tasteful than that.

oh, i don't know, because you're completely fucking wrong as usual. probably because you're an idiot. it's anyone's guess.

i googled that term, and this came up



coincidence? or magical realism?

oooooooh!!!!

fuck yes. totally missed that. fuck speaking eeengleesh as a second language. shit like that happens to me often. i'm terrible with prepositions, for example.

still, one shoe-thrower suffices!

I google "sad little whore jpg's" all the time!

First, I want a Sasha Gray.

Second, congradulations

Third, does he know you're Satan?

i don't believe it has to involve shoe-violence.
i never really hit anyone in my life.
except for throwing a chair on someone who was beating me up at the time.

OMFG you must be Satan.

Congrats, Lilly! All the best to you!

Much love from the Hayden household.

FOR THE RECORD, I'll die alone. I have no trust.

you think i trust anyone, that's cute

i like your avatar kiddo. dem skittles.

Heh. I was hoping you hadn't bought entirely in, girl.

Skittles be muh boyfriend.

oh no. speak softly and carry a BIG FUCKING KNIFE.

yumyumyum xxxxxxx

DON'T DO IT!!!

just thought id put that out there... but if you decide to, then congrats. good luck & stuff. ;)

i don't. i think she will be very happy.

oh yes yes yes.......and i have a very exciting secret.

an evil twin?
Is the RSK comp for the ball extravaganza?

if i told you it wouldn't be a secret anymore!

my wife and I got married in July also.

Congrats satancantanky!

you found that perverted webcam movie you made for me?

yeah that was it. sorry to spoil the fun everybody.

say WHAT???

no way!
Congratulations!

way, dude. thanks.

so like no one's gonna guess my seecwet???

pregnant?

okay i might as well just own up to it since im shouting it from the rooftops to all my friends, sisters, mama(s) anyway

i am so excited i could pee on myself

so you are?

=)

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name him crypto