I have English teeth, which means that dentists write papers about my mouth for exams.

madonna teeth

Like this

 

or that ?

its really strange but i found people with teeth like maybe blondie to be really attractive, something about it.

i thought cantanky was back...d'oh

I'll show you all my teeth tomorrow, when I'm made up 'n that. They're just fucked up enough to be slightly visually irksome. I personally think they give me character.

teeth are the last thing i look at on a girl.

It can't be that hard for you to make a girl smile. :p

i have noticed recently that my teeth are becoming more stained and yellow due to smoking, coffee and booze. might have to start using some of that smokers toothpaste soon.

other than that my teeth are in generally good shape apart from one which is slightly chipped from when someone kicked my head. i actually want straighter teeth but the thought of having to wear a brace is too much to bear.

Being an avid coffee drinker as well, I bought some Rembrandt 3-hour whitening kit, which I may try this weekend. If I do, I'll post some before and after photos.

my teeth are fine.. i don't need fillings, get a check-up regularly and they are white (i don't smoke or drink coffee or tea very often) so yay!

My attempts at taking photos of my teeth:

I obviously cannot aim a camera.


Chipmunk cheeks! (Hence why I don't smile.)


Closeup.

Now I can't find the directions to the whitener. Do I leave it on an hour, with 20-minute breaks, or vice versa? I shall post the results. Especially if they fall out.

I always forget how pretty truncy is.

Hmm this is not how i remember you, didnt you use to have short blond hair?

Not sure, it changes a lot.

For anyone interested in trying this product, I'm not sure I recommend it. It became extremely painful after an hour, and mission was aborted. So I still have ogre teeth.

for downgradedbot.

i'm not showing you my teeth.

fucking pervert.

thanks so much! I seached through hundreds of posts looking for "teef", to no avail.

my <3 favorite post in all the interwebs.