You know, Mr. Mom is a very inspiring movie to me. It is a role I'd like to aspire to. Maybe he's got something there.

A few trannies I've spoken to seem enamoured of NIN...

there is a lot of homosexuality among women as well. i would go so far as to say that 99% of women have some sort of homosexual tendencies, even if subliminal. women typically respond positively when exposed to photographs of nude females, while if a man was to view a picture of a naked man, it would provoke an immediate threat response.
you, my friend, are wrong.
the plural is actually clitorises, retarded as that may sound, because the word clitoris does not end in a 'us'. cacti, octopi, etc etc....penises, mantises, clitorises...

get a job in theatre

wouldn't a transexual being gay mean they are only attracted to other transexuals

i thought we were talking about transvestites.

That's theory not practice.

so is this about transvestites or transsexuals?

Drag queens are generally gay.Trannies are a more exotic kind as we know too well.

i guess it doesn't surprise me, i mean they must be fairly messed up in the first place to want to get a sex change.

My friend had such an unhealthy fixation with Marylin Monroe as a kid she couldn't see life in Leyton as anything approaching the real thing.Hollywood is all she saw on the street.That type of mind,so to speak.

your friend the trannie?

yeah

do the trannies who have girlfriends look convincing, or is it just like a bloke in a dress?

Hmmmm....that's a bit of a difficult question actually.The only really convincing trannie who i know(my friend in question,Barbie) could easily pass for a lady.A lot of the others i know are lorry drivers in drag basically.You should really witness the bitching that goes on in my ex's pub between them.A wig out of place is calling out for murder.Oh and there's one of them who's a builder during the day.How about that?

what pub is this?

The Black Horse in Mile End road.

well i don't know if i'll go there, but it sounds bizarre and fascinating.

One day i'll take you to see Candy the Slag in Drag.Her words can be so acerbic she ended up cracking some joke about the Tsunami at the time it happened.A few bars refused to give her work after that.She did the same shortly after princess Diana died and you can imagine the outcome.Now here's a thing that fascinated me not too long ago.Thre's a pub in Tottenham that is literally half gay and half straight.Not mixed but simply they have one side of the pub that is gay and the other is straight.With a communicating door in between.

Oh and shy away from Sandra.She's barking nuts that one.

?!?!?!?!?! How did that ever come about? And in Tottenham of all places!

Do people switch between rooms much?

It's very near the station and if memory doesn't fail me i think it's called 'The white horse' or something like that.The gay side of the bar is really fascinating cause the pub looks like something out of a David Lynch film set.

They co-live amicably.That pub confused me a bit when i've been there.

I'd love to go to see Ava la putain du Paris.It doen't get any better with names like that.

Ewww:D