Also,not many people realize that there is a huge number of pets who post on here.One of my favourite posters on here(Savage Clone) is a bitch apparently.

Oh, bollocks, you beat me to it!

(Or, for the ladies: Oh, ovaries, you beat me to it!)

There are no girls on here.Only filthy groupies.

too true.

them and Emmah. I like her.

nah, i hear you, even though i'm a girl i add man to most of my shenanigan talk.

what i mean is like when they imply that i'm a guy in other ways, you know man\?

and yeah,...there's cutezpalin here as well. a nice girl from czech republic

Most of the girls surely put the boys to shame.

damn straight.

Are you trying to get laid?

Do i need to?

Looks like it.

I know that you're secretely craving for all the details but even in the scorching heat turtles manage a shag.And that's all you're getting.

what about me?

I must admit i'm guilty of that myself (the thread topic, not shagging a turtle) if i was a girl it would surely piss me off bigtime. Guys do stupid things often without thinking. pull us up on it, help us to better ourselves...

I'll pm you.

Don't get your hopes to high. There are no details and frankly... I couldn't give a flying fuck about it.

About shagging the turtle? Can't wait :)

Ok then,i'll pm you in a bit.

wow, this must be a good story we're waiting on...

Fuck. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to afterthefact again.

Emmah's chill. I haven't talked to her lately about the Osheaga festival that Dinosaur and Sonic Youth are playing at, because it's a must-see show and only a bus ride away from us.

God, I'd love to see that show...

yeah it's going to be excellent. Dinosaur, SY, Final Fantasy, and Flaming Lips are all playing. Only downside is the place is going to be filled with kids running around pumped up for Clap Your Hands and Say Yeah and they'll take Dinosaur for granted.

He had a beard for sure.And a nice one at that.Like only turtles can have.

WO-MAN!!! WO-MAN!!!!

sounds cool man, ill let you know when I figure out what im doing.

read signature.

i'm not sick of it. there's plenty of us girls.

SCHIZO
Kegmama
Truncy
Cantankerbitch

The only girls worth mentioning.

yes, but you are the only one promising a 3-way in a laundrymat...

true :)

there is actually a place here in Cincinnati they call Suds that is both a bar and a laundrymat...

In England, people who mend shoes also cut keys. I've never really known why that is.

and, speaking of strange combos, virtually every laundrymat here has tanning beds. Why? I mean, I understand that maybe it's to help save time, getting your tan while doing laundry, but how is it that every laundrymat has decided that tanning is the thing that most people can't fit into their schedule because of excess time doing laundry? All I can figure is that they both use those same giant wierd shaped power cords...

Harry Hill used to do a routine about this:

"What is it about people that repair shoes that make them so good at cutting keys?" I think the routine involved taking a shoe in the shape of a key in & watching the confusion.

Our local video shop started selling greetings cards. Shortly after that, they closed down.

Wait....Kegmama is a girl?

hey hey hey, there is nothing wrong with being a groupie, they are what makes the world go round...

T&B thinks I'm a tranny, but I suspect that's just wishful thinking.

truncated, off the subject, I just gotta ask, why are all your reps in red?

They turn red when I'm on the rag.

Because I am a fucking technological goddess.

...and one cold hard sucka.