no.
and if i was, nothing would change.
except for skinny jeans perhaps, but i gotta think about it.

Can you give us an example of what's good sense of humour for you?

One of my closest friends is a musician and we rarely talk about music, which is a miracle since we see ech other enough a lot. Maybe it happened something like 5 times. I'm not even entirely sure what sort of bands he is into apart from Joy Division and Shellac.

1. The most loathed of all Satanic sins.
2. Couldn't agree more.
3. I got lots of problems. Female Trouble.
4. I post on a forum.
5. I'm goth.
7. I suck ass at everything.
8. Black Levi 511s - suck it
9. Hate 'im.
10. I actually am a lesbian.
11. I'm really gross.
12. :fuckyou:




Be my SYG Valentine baby!

It's hard. Not knowing any good music, art or books is a turn off, but talking about it all the time as if it's supposed to define who you are also is. Like a shield. I don't feel comfortable around people who don't feel comfortable admitting any vulnerabilities, if that makes sense.

Intelligence is another thing. Being smart and intelligent is always good, but acting like that's all you have to be isn't. Another thing is people that brag about how great they're supposed to be in bed - waste of time.

People who care too much about what others think - too superficial, too vain, too concerned with status - those are the worst.

But I guess the worst thing for me is people who don't enjoy communicating and make too many assumptions - people who don't bother talking about something or judge others too much.

Overly 'confident' men are the worst tho. A shitty pick up line is not always necessarily shitty, but the idea that the person has zero interest and respect for you as a human being is just trying to prove something to friends or himself. An awkward line can even be cute if the guy is just shy.

People who aren't passionate about anything - that's a turn off.

I don't know who's saying what there.
But "doesn't wanna watch pink flamingos" is a turn off too.

Sweetheart, would you care for a heart-shaped box of bowel movements on this glorious ritualistic celebration of materialism, lust, and corporate greed?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hklr1Pv2noo

I smell deep dark trouble.

that's not good enough.
you didn't make it YOURSELF.

Precisely. I can't imagine anyone having friends or a partner purely because of what they listen to, how they dress, or what they read. Most of us might say that we'd prefer someone with qualities or taste similar to ours, but generally if a person really is a good friend or a good partner they'll overcome things like that and compromise, if they sense it might be worth it. I mean, who wants to be around a person who's so fastidious about everything to the point they're an annoying twat? A masochist or someone with very low self-esteem, perhaps.

I am but a poser. :(

There's a lot of people I love who are passionate about things I don't know much about. Food, plants, design whatever... I just like to hear people go on about something they are passionate about with that spark in their eyes.

drama queens, i really cant stand gossipy types that think the whole world revolves around them.

Felikson - now that's something you put effort into.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYU3995mieo

excellent delivery, it was as perfectly unnecessarily serious as Leslie Neilsen

you seem to think about leslie nielsen a lot.

no, you seem to. I posted three comments about Leslie Neilsen in several years on SYGand that's all you noticed? Is it because I tell women white lies and have muscles? I hate skinny jeans on men too if that helps ;)

man i can't believe muscles are a turn off, i'm sorry that i can carry a suitcase without great difficulty

i'm hideous

Giant dicks.

alas and alack, we were never meant to be

i meant this

Here's someone who has a BRILLIANT sense of humour.

Lying. Lying is a fucking hardcore turn off. I pretty much automatically hate a person who lies. I mean yeah we all lie every once in a while. But we see them neccessary at time. I hate uneccessary liars.

hairy backs.

you mentioned him twice in a week, I noticed.
my average is once every ten years.
don't remember any muscles.
white lies? racist. :eek:
skinny jeans are bad when they're red or yellow.

yes, especially when the lies have something to do with taking advantage of other people, manipulating them or a situation.
if you're gonna have any sort of more intimate relationship with anyone, you better trust them.

egg fucking zacly.

I only tell brown lies, like "those are not my underpants", for example.

i know a guy like that, he freaked out being the only foreign guy in the gym and began throwing weights at canadians

I can't even quote that again. He was probably ingesting something other than protein shakes.

I think I saw you guys at a rave once.

^ Sorry to disappoint you...

BUT THAT'S NOT US.

the girl in the back is freaked out.

dude, what are you talking about, she is clearly throwing the thumb's up

Amen Amen!


"life is for man to live, so let man live life.."

biggest turnoffs EVER would have to be rape scenarios, cleveland steamers, manipulative sociopaths, and sanctimonious puritans. add conformists, dumbasses, and republicans to round up the roster. drama queens are a toss up-- some are great in the sack, but should otherwise be avoided.