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Inhuman 04.26.2011 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter
2nd user name - death
schtick - 'i am death'
user rating - 4.3/10
novelty wear off - one day max
successful troll is - not successful


This seems accurate. I feel the novelty wore off after Death's first post.

floatingslowly 04.26.2011 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Death
i was about to commit to a serious relationship with.. i don't remember her fucking name now. but since you want to be lazy, i will accept a shot to the eye socket.. only if you'll bury me alive afterwards

why did you delete that bit about cumming on our teeth???

you're a pussy. beware The Strange Aeons, cunt.

Death 04.26.2011 02:21 PM

i agree completely with inhuman

Death 04.26.2011 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
why did you delete that bit about cumming on our teeth???

you're a pussy. beware The Strange Aeons, cunt.


I'm unsurpassable. but boy do i love it when you talk dirty to me

go on

SONIC GAIL 04.26.2011 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Death
i was about to commit to a serious relationship with.. i don't remember her fucking name now. but since you want to be lazy, i will accept a shot to the eye socket.. only if you'll bury me alive afterwards


look what you have done now floats

Glice 04.26.2011 02:29 PM

 

SONIC GAIL 04.26.2011 02:30 PM

i just see a red x glice

floatingslowly 04.26.2011 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
look what you have done now floats

don't blame me. you're missing the deleted posts where Pookie said he wanted to come on our teeth.


Quote:

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL
i just see a red x glice


this thread is chock full o' FAIL.

SONIC GAIL 04.26.2011 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I didn't have a SYG wedding. my wedding was T.Rex themed.


Yall coulda used one of these. It is part of the new dinosaur exhibit at the Jacksonville Zoo. They are robots and make noises. Very cool.
 

SONIC GAIL 04.26.2011 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
don't blame me. you're missing the deleted posts where Pookie said he wanted to come on our teeth.
Sorry I was actually working. Teeth cum huh???




.....

floatingslowly 04.26.2011 02:49 PM

I like to have dinosaur sex. I grasp her with my teeth and diminutive forearms and wrap my tail around her while I forcibly thrust my spiny member into her reptilian lovenest. we growl and bite each other, making the primeval forest quake. the only witnesses to our violent love are small ape-like creatures in caves.

Diesel 04.26.2011 02:50 PM

Charlie Sheen?

SONIC GAIL 04.26.2011 02:51 PM

hahaha^hes an animal

Death 04.26.2011 03:40 PM

Kn0xy Iz Taht Y3w

EVOLghost 04.28.2011 03:54 PM

Did death die?


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