how about "The Not-A-Trendy-Filth-Hole Filth Hole"?

that was unspeakably clever.

Korova as in "The Korova Milkbar".

It's probably been done before though.

horse drawn al a carte

how bout "invito al cielo"?

whore's drinking den

whores? maybe that should be it. i have a feeling people would steal the question mark.

how about Vaguely Evasive, or The Engine Room, or Or

I think the name would bring you customers in.Don't call it cock,though,or you'll end up with a bunch leather queens at the door.

the grasshopper

That's already been used by the most famous coffeeshop in A'dam.

i think i may call it uterus or gauntlet but fear a backlash from socially consciuos no goods.

The Frog and Peach. Make the whole place a tribute to Peter Cook.

Or call it Faceless Theme Pub. Ironic.

golem

or

master & margarita

or

woland

did anyone mention the devil's hole?

rollbar opens a whole world of submerged meanings

*:D*

well,titty twister

PUD'N

The Blue Oyster

Booze And Bitches

You could call it Moloko but then it would have the same name as a shit band and also a shit club in Cardiff.

well i came into some money, not literaly! recently and i want to invest it instead of just blowing it all on something stupid.

as far as security goes i think if i tell people that porkmarras will give them a severe frowning then they will correct their evil ways.

i cant afford to buy at the moment, unless its an absolute hovel of a place so its going to be reneted if i do do it. at least at first. very basic. a few drinks and bands and art on the walls. nothing flashy.

Why don't you name it Raid the Dreams or Bomb the Earth or Countless Others. and good luck.

[quote=Kegmama]Tokolosh made the sign, so no cost there. (Just add an 'S) ;)







do i have to pay you any money?

Call it Bar(it's a PIL reference).