Alright. I'm going to go burn my eyes out now.

"burn my eyes out" must be a synonym for "jack off".

"Abacinate" does sort of rhyme with "Masturbate."

In your dreams. It was a synonym for "burn my eyes out" so that I don't have to see your nasty ass self portraits any more.

I masturbate to girls that are hot, intelligent yet amiable. Not idiotic drug addicted hos.

you're so full of shit. there's no such thing.

Guess you don't have many friends? There are tons of women like this. You're still young, dumb (and probably usually) full of cum.

well i suppose with a mindset like yours nearly anything is fuckable.

Nice try, but no. I can afford to be selective. Nice attempt at a dig tho...I'll give it a C + out of generosity.

oh please. you would fuck a couch.

Are you sure you're name isn't Veruca?

Everytime you say this it sounds like you are saying...

"BUT DADDY, I WANT AN OOMPA LOOMPA!"

if you're going to quote me, do it properly.

"DADDY! I WANT A SQUIRREL!"

But I don't want just any old squirrell, I want a trained squirrel!

i'm not too pretty to masturbate, i shall be having one off the wrist shortly. besides, i'm not that pretty, my model photos are not an accurate reflection of what i really look like.

you didn't say anything about my hair toilette. you're the one who wanted to see, after all.

I actually know such a creature.

liar!

You don't have to tell me!
I prefer your goonish photos in any case, as they show more of your actual personality.

i want to know the kitty's name!

my cat is called bugdi and she looks way better in that photo than i do.

she looks pissy.

she's about the least pissy cat there is, unless you blow in her face, then she'll punch you.

those are not my shoes by the way.

is that your cat?

aww

I have a question for ya: Who the fuck cares????

wow, that's wierd, because I was going to say that, except I hadn't read the thread yet, and was going to post it in response to the thread title...

Nice colour Cant. Way better than that green stuff.

Now,the high quality is back.Are you off the drugs?

it doesn't look bad, it's hard to tell from that photo because of the angle though.

now I know what to do with you when you come here, tom.
you'll be the first male sex trafficking victim in montenegro: sonicboard members only. taste toilet&bowels along with your favourite noise acts blasting from the speakers.

should be enough to pay the rent.

who are you going to traffik me to?

can't you read, thomas? I'll keep you locked for the pleasure of sonic board members.

oh shit!

i think there's only one board member who'd be interested though.

skip modesty, please. we're gonna make some money.

i get a share?

Who the fuck is Saturnine? And why should I care?

I do have to say, though, I like the cleaned-up looking Cantankerous! You go, girl!

yees. only because I like your music. cats too.

Saturnine=Cantankerous in previous incarnation.

cool. but i still don't think it will make for a very profitable business venture.