i found a stone today from the stoneage, that's all
why this has to be so difficult

stonage? i don't get it

modesty. beauty is in the girls that do not know they have that beauty.
as soon as they know, they dont seem so beautiful to me anymore.

I like girls in polka dot dresses, with a good sense of humor, and pretty eyes.

I like boys. Cute boys. Dark hair. Kind of chubby. I like them with body hair. I like boys who dress like indie fucks. I like boys who smoke. I like boys who drink coffee.

I like boys.

of course, dark hair is a must.
small breasts, nice arse. nice shape. very good sense of humour, knowledgable about the things that matter to me.
i like shyish girls.

actualy, i rarely end up with the girls that i think are my type, im far too picky. but when you meet a girl who is so kool, even if she doesnt seem so beautiful or your type at first, as you get to know her, she becomes more beautiful than any other girl you could meet.
i find you always end up with the ones you wernet chasing, or the ones you never expected.
the only physical things i need are a face i like/decent dress sense/nice arse.
i love japanese girls.

i like girls. all girls.

I like skinny (but not scrawny) boys with dark shaggy hair and glasses. Preferably one who plays guitar. I really need intellect, a witty sense of humor, certain feminine qualities and decent music taste. In other words, this guy:

thats a guy?
he looks like a lesbian.

chicks with black hair (natural black hair) turn me on.:)

oh boy, we're going to have so much fun together!

Whats a lesbain?

sounds like...fun.

I could never sleep with someone who looks like him.I mean,he isnt bad looking but he hardly looks like a man to me.I was watching the rugby today and i wanted to have sex with most of them.

yeah, i noticed as soon as i posted, but at the moment im stealing airport of some neighbour so it took me ages to edit.

whos that lesbian?

That "lesbian" is my boyfriend, you piece of shit!

hahaha

Maybe thats because he's only 15 years old?

ha.

Ok,sorry i didnt mean no offence there.

Looks-wise: Pretty face and long hair.

Personality-wise: Sarcasm, humor, all that good stuff. I hate when girls giggle and laugh at jokes that I know they don't get. If she doesn't get a joke, I'd rather hear "That made no sense, fucking moron." Gotta be very real; no fake only-to-impress shit. And I also like girls that take a long time to get to know and don't talk about everything to everyone.

i really don't think i have a type...the two girls i'm pursuing right now are polar opposites.

as long as they are not nutjobs and are interesting, then everything is game i guess.

ohh, and no fat chicks.

yeah, sorry. i didnt mean to offend either.
i thought he was someone from an indie band or something.

Funny women.

My partner is the funniest woman I've ever met.

Imagine Cantakerous but about 15 years older.

Someone that spanks or likes to be spanked.

yes!
gotta be thin! i like very thin girls. no offence to big girls but its just my preference. i myself am putting on rather alot of weight recently. but it only seems to be on my belly, so i just look pregnant.

Right the fuck on.

does she wear crazy clothes and have scraggly dark hair?

I generally find big men sexier but that's a rule i've broken a few times.

Somehow i've imagined you going exactly for that type.

Of course,that's because you are a slut!!

When I first met her, she had bright red hair, a leopardskin coat, and army boots.

I'm glad you've been giving it some thought.

Of course i would.I shall imagine we post as humans and not internet entities.

Ha, no. He's WHOREOHSCOPE on the board. The complete opposite of someone that could be in an indie band, I assure you.

i have two of those things at the moment, and i have had bright red hair on a number of occaisions.

i'm more concerned about girls avoiding certain things that turn me off, than them fitting a certain criteria, i hate timid girls who look frightened of everything. ultra girly chicks who like everthing to be pink and frilly. chicks who wear too much make up, or perfume. girls who motherly and interfereing. emotionaly needy chicks. fashion victim gorls who hang out in my neighbourhood.

Confirmation, you are her 15 years ago. With a different name (actually I don't know your name, so that may not be true). In a different country.

Scared,timid types don't need applying here.I wish i would just get less bored easily sometimes but i haven't got that much patience for someone who is stuck up on fears and generally not that very interesting habits.

i am betting her name is not lilly.

Is that your name? That was one we considered when we were thinking of girl's names.