REGARDLESS OF CONTEXT-- i've been saying that forever. most people in this board are overconfident when it comes to gauging their own writing abilities.

ah, i forgot to add: :D

HAHA. Again, Diesel you'd have to be one of, if not my favourites here.

diesel has grown in my esteem since i started suspecting he might be the genius behind vodka goblin. and even if he's not, there is something those two have in common (besides the vodka) that cracks me up every time.

I'm not pissed off at all. Which was my point.

okay.

George Bush is overrated.

no he's not. everyone i know hates him within reason.

I'm surprisingly modest given how outstandingly brilliant I am. Also, cock.

i've seen glice's cock. he's hung like a motherfucking horse.

I just generally don't like the look of emoticons. I generally find them cheesy. But I guess they serve their little purposes as I'm often misunderstood and others tend to be too, I notice. Without them, people will read a post how they want to, people will see me as being pissed off if in their head theyre reading my posts as aggressive. This thread and acouple of the other threads where Cryptouoirejoerj and I have been dancing, I've been generally attacking, but never aggressive. If I were angry I'd try and get my point across with more than "You're lying" over and over. I'd make page long essays.

:D :p :) :cool:

i'd only put such effort into my posts if i got paid for them.


you need to get back in the university & regain a sense of reality :D

Nice one handbags.

i hope you're not picturing my testicles when you say this.

it would be creepy.

Well, to be honest, I do only really come on this board in the hope that you've posted, so I can continue my ongoing exploration into the possiblities of your testicles. I mean, it's a whole world of intellectual exploration - is one larger than the other? Moist, or clean and dry? Notably lighter or darker hair, relative to the love candy floss? Do they change in size and dimension?

Oh, the fun I have thinking about your balls, honestly handbags.

touch them:



but anyway despite the fun i'll have to go soon.

That's fucking gross 68567857664567!!!!!

thanks porkie. once again, my job is done. :D

I have no reason to quote this other than I like the idea of this offending people on two pages [ahem]

brother!

i'd buy you a drink , but i'm nowhere near a liquor store, and shipping would be insane, and in any case you can get better booze where you live and i have to go anyway. but that was good. have fun, etc.

Hott.

i've got some if you want.

Someone just gave me negative rep asking why I 'post pms?' HAHA some people just don't get anything.

Glice sort of reminds me of Will Self... the way he writes...

thats pretty lame, considering it wasnt even a real pm

Wow. You could not have picked a more offensive person to compare me to. That's outstanding. He's the most revolting, pretentious dick that ever sought to inflate his self-worth in words I can imagine. And I've read Hegel.

I'm sure you didn't mean it as such though. But, oooh. That hurt.

haha. ego-testicle. i'm stealing that.

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now i am in a fucking school library!!! dont post sick pictures!