my sister posted on this board a few times in the old days and she's almost a celebrity now, but she doesn't look like anyone famous, but she and i look a bit alike

Almost a celebrity?

*buys copies of Heat*

she hasn't been in heat, but she's been interviewed in the guardian, the telegraph and twice by the evening standard, there's even a wikipedia page about her

pantophobia IS corey feldman...

Holy shit, he is. He's even old Corey Feldman.

I demand to know who she is.

I've quite possibly read the Telegraph piece.

the telegraph piece is floating about on the internet but i won't post it because she was mortified by the made up quotes they attributed to her

Who is sheee?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felicity_Gilbert

http://www.stormmodels.com/womendetails.html?id=3038

Ah. Your parents must've been totally hot. Model children.

god, your mother must be proud. TWO models in the family.

she looks like you in a wig.

I've got something ccoking downstairs.I better be careful...............

maybe porkmarras looks like ray stubbs?

fuck it................

yeah.

ooh, not chicken, lamb kebabs only, it's the law

Go and fuck yourselves.

fuck your own self!

Nah fuck you my man.

fuck you both.

sorry stubbs, i don't go for the men on men action

Kiss my arse.Gently.

i would, but i'm not in the mood to catch a disease.

kiss my arse, i've got diarrhoea

Saturnine...............

WHAT?

Kiss mine with a PASSION.

i'm sorry, but i already answered to your request.

are your pubes grey too?

you must spread porkmarras' diseases around before giving them to toilet & bowels again.

Good.Feel the butt.

No.

i don't believe you.

Too sweet for a battering.

i thought you only like to fire your batter in the direction of males anyway?

What's that meant to mean?Eh?

keep the witty banter coming, porkchop.

I see what you did there.
Very nice.