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Cantankerous 10.05.2006 01:00 AM

there are way more interesting wastes of time around.


i'll see you in hell!

Norma J 10.05.2006 01:02 AM

Whats the answer, el'douchebag? Tell me. Oh, please enlighten me. Although, I'm under the extreme impression that it's only your way of not actually getting to any point. So you'll keep repeating yourself over and over and going on with the same nonsensical poppycock: Get a clue, get a clue!. Like a child repeating "I know you are, but what am I?". Was that the real underlying answer?

HAHA.

Everyneurotic 10.05.2006 01:05 AM

huh?

nighty night.

in case you don't understand it:

"huh?"=you make no sense, that's why you need to find yourself a clue.

"nighty night"=i'm going to sleep.

one thing i do not understand is why you tried picking on me, i just said "amen", is that so offensive?

Norma J 10.05.2006 01:06 AM

You lose.

Everyneurotic 10.05.2006 01:08 AM

congratulations!!! you are big man!!!

Norma J 10.05.2006 01:10 AM

I make perfect sense if you understand.

static-harmony 10.05.2006 03:06 AM

^^^ Funny Kegmama, California is the best screw you guys in the middle of the U.S. You guys are just jelous we have the BEST WEATHER, and there is hardly any earthquakes, not how many people think.

Pookie 10.05.2006 03:11 AM

I think the anti-California thing is lost on me. All I know is, if Kegmama lives there it can't be all bad.

static-harmony 10.05.2006 03:13 AM

I live here too man, The only thing I hate is Hollywood, but which L.A. person doesn't hate it. You should see the Hollywood Walk of Fame it is funny because it is such a horrid place to be at.

static-harmony 10.05.2006 03:20 AM

hahah repped for that.Sorry Pookie I can't rep you I don't know who I can't rep.

static-harmony 10.05.2006 03:22 AM

Yeah the Vagina does help.

Pookie 10.05.2006 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama
Yeah, but you are not as loved as I am on this board yet. One day young padowan, maybe one day...
It helps though if you have a vagina.


True, true.

static-harmony 10.05.2006 03:26 AM

I should cut off my penis and make it into a vagina, nah I like having one.

porkmarras 10.05.2006 03:31 AM

Can we not all just get along?Perhaps the odd bomb can drop here and there but,c'mon....

static-harmony 10.05.2006 03:32 AM

I actually want to go to London in the near future, but for now I am happy here in California, I may move to San Francisco next year, if going to New York doesn't work out next year.

HaydenAsche 10.05.2006 02:27 PM

You're all idiots. Save for Cantanky and Every-n.

Norma J, every post you make brings me closer to putting this plan in action.


Try me one more time, motherfucker.

porkmarras 10.05.2006 02:31 PM

All these insults now?

HaydenAsche 10.05.2006 02:32 PM

Yes. When weren't they insults, dear?

porkmarras 10.05.2006 02:34 PM

Ok.

porkmarras 10.05.2006 02:40 PM

We're internet people.We aint give a toss.

HaydenAsche 10.05.2006 02:40 PM

I'm a real person. I still don't give a toss.

porkmarras 10.05.2006 02:41 PM

ok doll.

porkmarras 10.05.2006 02:43 PM

Hayden,honey,do you know the story about the person who is so contrary they go on to find things and people to disagree with till there aren't anymore?

atari 2600 10.05.2006 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norma J
Whats the answer, el'douchebag? Tell me. Oh, please enlighten me. Although, I'm under the extreme impression that it's only your way of not actually getting to any point. So you'll keep repeating yourself over and over and going on with the same nonsensical poppycock: Get a clue, get a clue!. Like a child repeating "I know you are, but what am I?". Was that the real underlying answer?

HAHA.

You described exactly what happens.

Everyneurotic 10.05.2006 02:46 PM

i think norma j just nominated australia as the first place to get blown to bits.

atari 2600 10.05.2006 02:48 PM

Although...


According to all indications, far too much of the land Down Under is as redneck and conservative as the Deep South.

Alex's Trip 10.05.2006 02:49 PM

"When you you all learn that all races are equally inferior to robots?"
-Bender Bending Rodriguez

HaydenAsche 10.05.2006 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
Hayden,honey,do you know the story about the person who is so contrary they go on to find things and people to disagree with till there aren't anymore?


No. I don't, dear. Please, tell me.

porkmarras 10.05.2006 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari 2600
Far too much of Austrailia is as redneck and conservative as the deep south.

Here's a deep and intelligent expression of human genius.

Everyneurotic 10.05.2006 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari 2600
Far too much of the land Down Under is as redneck and conservative as the Deep South.


so i could have applied my faux insult "stereotyping redneck"?

thanks man!

porkmarras 10.05.2006 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
No. I don't, dear. Please, tell me.


It goes like this:
65759~~~~-
65657999+768999=
69

HaydenAsche 10.05.2006 02:52 PM

HAHA

HaydenAsche 10.05.2006 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
It goes like this:
65759~~~~-
65657999+768999=
69


69 sounds like fun. You just need to get on the plane.

Alex's Trip 10.05.2006 02:56 PM

So what exactly are we all bitching about? I'm too busy to read this thread...

Rob Instigator 10.05.2006 03:00 PM

this thread is like watching george bush and dick cheney rimming each other after three hearty meals of beans and broccolli.

porkmarras 10.05.2006 03:01 PM

And then bomb themselves to finish the job.Sorry but that made me laugh out loud.

Alex's Trip 10.05.2006 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
this thread is like watching george bush and dick cheney rimming each other after three hearty meals of beans and broccolli.

Have you done this before?

atari 2600 10.05.2006 03:39 PM

If this thread is about acting as a World Leader Pretend and who the U.S. should bomb, then I have what is probably an unpopular answer. The U.S. (hopefully with U.N. or G8 approval (Which we would most probably never get)) should put exacting but fair terms and demands to every country in the Middle East. If these demands are not met, then on a certain predetermined date (and after Allied troop withdrawal, of course) complete and total bombings of every square foot should begin. The major focus would be on a "Leave Now or Die" ultimatum and the potential imminent bombing of countries with Shi'ite majorities and large Muslim radical elements in the population like Iran, Iraq and Lebanon. Bahrain, Azerbaijan, and Syria would have to prove their case unless they also wanted to be bombed. Countries that would likely be spared would include Kuwait, Dubai, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Oman and Israel.

Of course, the rest of the world would go apeshit crazy over such an aggressive foreign policy, but fuck 'em. They'll always invent an excuse to hate us anyway. Let all the ungrateful fucks suck long and hard on this: We were attacked.

After this bombing is finished, the U.S. would own the property and all the resources and companies that went there to profit would be made to be subject to strict guidelines of not abusing Human Rights.

We should then go into Africa and do the basically same thing on a far less ruthless level. In the process, the U.S. Government should also put U.S. companies out of business that exploit the unrest there. Simply freeze all their assets unless they comply with Human Rights standards in their mining operations by a certain predetermined date.

There will always continue to be unacceptable chronic problems in largely self-contained third world countries that have a vast amount of resources until the dogs are decisively separated from the bone. The tribes that occupy these states will always be fighting over the wealth of the resources and industrialized nations will always be there to interfere, to sell arms, and to urge them on so that they can, in turn, get their grubby hands on a greater share of the resources. This way, although admittedly brutal and, I'm sure, monstrously unfair in many cases, cuts straight through all the bullshit and, in the end, is simply more humane for everyone.

atari 2600 10.05.2006 03:48 PM

He's already spoiled; I fear a spanking would not help.

These people in the largely self-contained third world states of the Middle East live in a desolate region of the world that is no longer meant to sustain all the human life that it does anyway. The primary reason they are there is that they are controlled by their poverty. Corrupt governments, clerics, cheftains and their religion keep them there to use as disposable human pawns to agitate and get to defend their claims on the resources. They are considered so very disposable that young Shia children are taught that the greatest achievement one can have in life is to die for Allah as a suicide bomber. They are all taught by the example of a young jihadist kid named Saddam (not Saddam Hussein, but it is who he is named after) whose self-sacrifice turned the tide at a battle. What they need is mental health. They need to go and live somewhere where there is dew on the grass in the morning and decent living conditions.

Cantankerous 10.05.2006 03:48 PM

hayden is just a big pussy. please disregard him.


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