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Everyneurotic 10.08.2006 06:12 PM

actually, i think that's not sunn o))) but phil clonellins' latest solo show.

blue sunlover 10.08.2006 06:37 PM

did i manshion s.s.?who cares?

blue sunlover 10.08.2006 06:39 PM

solo thinks of solololo.

porkmarras 10.08.2006 06:43 PM

Hating pop music or generally going all the length on to 'HATING' a band is for people who only have cows and sheep as friends.The generally provincial mind of the farmer-minded has way too little length to go to when it comes to music.

porkmarras 10.08.2006 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
Hating pop music or generally going all the length on to 'HATING' a band is for people who only have cows and sheep as friends.The generally provincial mind of the farmer-minded has way too little length to go when it comes to music.

Amen.

Rob Instigator 10.09.2006 09:03 AM

Scissor sisters suck. the darkness suck, all those 4th gen swing bands sucked. any band trying to relive the glam rock 70's sucks as much as the glam rock 70's did originally. it all sucks.

blue sunlover 10.09.2006 09:09 AM

aha don t read soooooooo much

blue sunlover 10.09.2006 09:10 AM

is sucking a bad thing?

sonicl 10.09.2006 09:12 AM

I would far rather go to a Scissor Sisters show than see some indie standing-still-moaning band.

I don't see what people have against the concept of music being fun.

blue sunlover 10.09.2006 09:15 AM

yeah.vote for farmers

blue sunlover 10.09.2006 09:16 AM

fun seems to be a bad attitude nowa days .everyone is sado maso,he

HaydenAsche 10.09.2006 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl
I would far rather go to a Scissor Sisters show than see some indie standing-still-moaning band.

I don't see what people have against the concept of music being fun.


Fun was so two years ago.

sonicl 10.09.2006 09:52 AM

Yeah? Well two years ago is so next week.

HaydenAsche 10.09.2006 09:55 AM

No. You're terrible at being hip. I understand you are ancient and whatnot but you could have the decency to predict a plaudible trend.

Two years ago next week?

Not in a million years. It's not old enough to be retro and it's not new enough to be hip.

blue sunlover 10.09.2006 09:58 AM

die asche von hayden is spreading his seeds.from dust to dust no fun, my babe no fun...

Savage Clone 10.09.2006 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
I'm not old enough to be hip and not new enough to be in diapers. These training pants are chafing me and I'm crabby.



Telling it like it is in 2006!
Your unvarnished truthfulness is refreshing.

blue sunlover 10.09.2006 09:59 AM

they call me killer hip-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

HaydenAsche 10.09.2006 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Collins
Telling it like it is in 2006!
Look at your local retailer for Genesis reissues coming soon!


Don't make me pull out the Frantz pictures, Drone.

Savage Clone 10.09.2006 10:02 AM

Yeah, since that joke is still so fresh.

blue sunlover 10.09.2006 10:04 AM

hip is boys fighting against each other in order to know who is the most powerful king.not hip or out is beeing like me and digging nothing so you can go on hating..

HaydenAsche 10.09.2006 10:04 AM

I know! Almost as fresh as the age jokes that have been filling up this thread.

Understand that your jokes are just as old if not older, Drone. Don't try to act as if your humour is better than everyone elses. It's really not.

blue sunlover 10.09.2006 10:07 AM

hyden stuck in the clock?

blue sunlover 10.09.2006 10:08 AM

i m sorry that you can t like me

blue sunlover 10.09.2006 10:08 AM

this aint a joke

HaydenAsche 10.09.2006 10:10 AM

Blue Sunlover,

cease existing. Now.

blue sunlover 10.09.2006 10:13 AM

i leave becuz i got to breathe.go and take some fresh air or post ugly pictures so i can make up my mind.until....next time(for hayden)



signed ugly doll

LittlePuppetBoy 10.09.2006 03:17 PM


 


These guys

The gimmick: dresses up all in black (with some eyeliner) and and claims be a horror rock band (in their words, "violent/ dangerous pop"). This "horror" theme is present on their album covers (blood)

Why the gimmick doesn't work: Their songs are the the most unhorrific things ever. This so-called horror theme is not present at all. Thus, the problem is their too concerned about the image and not the music.

lechaoscestmoi 06.06.2008 06:12 AM

bring me the horizon

14 year old girls adore them for their reversed mullet haircuts.
some of the worst music ever made, totally unlistenable.

and basically any other metalcore/deathcore/emo/screamo band.

batreleaser 06.06.2008 07:15 AM

does wearing masks count as a gimmick? because i can think of a million bands that wear masks and still rule. lighning bolt, early animal collective, mindflayer, etc..

Florya 06.06.2008 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHOUT
Har Mar Superstar is terrible. I can't even look at him.


Ron Jeremy for the 21st Century

MellySingsDoom 06.06.2008 08:48 AM

Primal Scream - their gimmick "Look how cool our record and video collections are!". Yeah welll, it's a shame you cunts can't write an original song to save your life, or can't speak for 5 minutes without namedropping the MC5 and/or George Clinton at least once.

pbradley 06.06.2008 09:01 AM

The Flaming Dicks

 

 

blunderbuss 06.06.2008 09:03 AM

Arctic Monkeys - "Look at us, we're ordinary working lads from Sheffield".

Pete Doherty / Amy Winehouse - "Look at me, I'm a junkie".

Lily Allen - "Look at, I'm..... well, nothing really"

sarramkrop 06.06.2008 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley
The Flaming Dicks





 





 


Yeah, they hide the poor standards of recent years with props from a toy shop. Pity 'cause once upon a time I enjoyed Flaming Lips' music, occasionally.

MellySingsDoom 06.06.2008 09:27 AM

Not a band of course but: Kylie Minogue ("Ooh I'm so indie"/"Ooh I'm so camp"/"Ooh I'm so deep house"). Fuck off, Sheila.

Danny Himself 06.06.2008 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lechaoscestmoi
bring me the horizon

14 year old girls adore them for their reversed mullet haircuts.
some of the worst music ever made, totally unlistenable.

and basically any other metalcore/deathcore/emo/screamo band.


A guy I know punched that band's singer in the face. An enviable fortune.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 06.06.2008 09:51 AM

I think most bands are a little gimmicky.

thewall91 06.06.2008 10:09 AM

Quote:

I think most bands are a little gimmicky.


i don't think half the bands listed in this thread are gimmicky. if a band has a gimmick, you should be able to use this sentence "_____, known for their ________" and the second blank should not refer to their music, unless it's something like "known for their bossanova take on popular music" (i.e. nouvelle vague), or something like that. KISS (as mentioned before) = gimmick. Zeppelin? puh-leaze. GWAR=gimmick. I don't know that I even consider Marilyn Manson a gimmick band, though the horror show is quite gimmicky. i don't know anything about the scissors sisters, so i read their wikipedia - i'm guessing their gayness is the gimmick?

and sucking is not a gimmick.

luisxvi 06.06.2008 10:18 AM

Razorlight or anything remotely like that.

batreleaser 06.06.2008 10:20 AM

the flaming lips were awesome untill 'at war with the mystics'. but i totally agree their shows are fucking retarded.youd think wayne would get bored of walking around in a giant blow up ball after 500 shows of doing so, but nope.


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