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Screaming Skull 01.31.2012 01:31 PM

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/58c...chaela-watkins

gast30 01.31.2012 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gulasch Noir
Hm, cannot remember what I might have posted that time. Thanks for asking. Things haven't changed dramatically since then. On workdays I try to fulfil my duties and on weekends I am busy getting into the state of drunk euphoria (see my contributions above).

What are you up to these days?

Back on topic: The social liberal paper of my country recently dealt with the latest trends coming from the US: Vaginal rejuvenation. May make medically not necessary c-section obsolete. An open attitude along these lines is preferred, please.


i work now in the kitchen, nothing much living alone

vaginal rejuvenation, these woman of today are GGGGGGOOOOOONNNNNNEEEE

everthing they see on tv they follow blindly without 1 braincell that starts to work

floatingslowly 01.31.2012 05:56 PM

Why? You have a problem with tight vaginas?

Me? I think they are awesome.

davenotdead 01.31.2012 08:25 PM

i have a smallish mouth :(

dirty bunny 01.31.2012 08:52 PM

loose lips sink ships

atari 2600 02.21.2012 12:56 PM

figured the topic query to be an intentional double entendre in which floatingslowly later claimed that they merely meant to ask "how drunk are you?" by using the slang "how tight."

...attempted to find some examples of Hemingway's peppering of the term in The Sun Also Rises, but instead found these...
http://www.quora.com/In-Ernest-Hemin...as-being-tight
and another
http://www.chacha.com/question/what-...sun-also-rises


 

floatingslowly 02.21.2012 01:54 PM

No. I meant strictly in regards to vaginal circumference.

Once one poster volunteered a description, I wanted to know where the rest stood.

Preliminary reports suggest this board is "very tight".

gast30 02.21.2012 02:59 PM

who ever has any complains about this boards tightness
can go complain to sonic youth (the band) itself

davenotdead 02.21.2012 10:21 PM

that old pervert Thirstin [for] More would surely love that!

RanaldoNecro 02.21.2012 11:01 PM

I am toight like a tiger.


SONIC GAIL 02.21.2012 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
No. I meant strictly in regards to vaginal circumference.

Once one poster volunteered a description, I wanted to know where the rest stood.

Preliminary reports suggest this board is "very tight".

Hahaha. Lol

Decayed Rhapsody 02.22.2012 12:52 AM

I can hasz prostate massage?

EVOLghost 06.19.2012 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfeatencake
louder, how tight is your girlfriend?


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floatingslowly 06.19.2012 03:37 PM

Brilliant necro-magic, ol' bean.

floatingslowly 06.19.2012 03:51 PM

Wow.

I bet Justin.Bieber is really fucking tight!!

floatingslowly 06.19.2012 03:55 PM

Woah! boys??

Gross!!!

floatingslowly 06.19.2012 04:08 PM

Good girl.

Boys are trouble. They only want to untight things.

floatingslowly 06.19.2012 04:16 PM

Ask yourself this: does it move?

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 06.19.2012 05:40 PM

 

(this thread)

floatingslowly 06.19.2012 06:08 PM

When I die, and I'm asked what I like most about this thread, I'll be forced to say "well, sweet glowing jesus statue, it's the first thread where I was able to fuck-off two people on the first page."

"yes, I see, floatingslowly" the glowing jesus statue (now morphed into a stigmatic black maria) will reply "it's because they were loose, and embarassed by it. Right. In you go, boss!"

I tip him $15 and skip up the golden stairs, gaily; tight as fuck.

louder 06.21.2012 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfeatencake
louder, how tight is your girlfriend?

for some reason, i hope she'll never find my account here. :D

EVOLghost 06.21.2012 11:06 AM

I really hope everyone's significant other finds their account here....except for floslow/ink...'cause well......yeh..

EVOLghost 06.21.2012 11:08 AM

Seriously....every single post shoiuld be read at their funeral....

EVOLghost 06.21.2012 11:10 AM

'cause it's a door to everyone's mind. Why shouldn't they be allowed to see such thoughts by their lover? It's perfect!

floatingslowly 06.21.2012 11:24 AM

What if we are already dead????!

I want to ask everyone about their tightness.

It gives me rigor mortis in the pants. :o

SONIC GAIL 06.22.2012 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EVOLghost
I really hope everyone's significant other finds their account here....except for floslow/ink...'cause well......yeh..






oh god no!!!!! if my husband actually saw some of the shit that comes out of my brain i think his mind would explode

floatingslowly 06.22.2012 01:34 PM

Me too.

If I had a dollar for all the nervous laughter...

"Stop"
"Don't"
"you're weird"
"oh my god....what....."

Can I help it that my cat gives me an errection??? No. I cannot.

floatingslowly 06.22.2012 01:36 PM

Circe's REALLY tight.

EVOLghost 06.22.2012 02:19 PM

^exactly.

floatingslowly 06.22.2012 02:58 PM

halfeatencakefarts

SONIC GAIL 06.22.2012 03:25 PM

I am more open with others than my significant other. We have grown differently these past 15 years, I am more of a pervert.

floatingslowly 06.24.2012 10:32 PM

You say you've grown, but I know you to be tight for your age and...experience. maybe you've grown deeper.


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