worst phrases are when german speaking people say things like "it's only money", "anyway", "that's life", "shit happens"

the word "guesstimate"
christ its not even a word, just a mismatch of 2 other words which kinda mean the same thing!

Up for grabs.

irish white farmers saying "bitchin" and using that spasticated hand signal!

'That's Life'.I hate that.

I concur.

whenever something awful happened, i mean really awful my mum would just sigh and say 'oh well nevermind' and look at the kettle. as if saying that and having a cup of tea was the only answer. it annoyed me at the time but i do miss it so.

Was looking at the kettle meant to suggest that making HER a cup of tea would make you feel better?

usually it did yes. even if it was me that felt bad. taking advantage of yr kids to get tea is something that all parents know it seems.

Aw that's awfully sweet.My mum can wind me up like no other but she is always right.

Dont know about phrases .
But i loathe "yr"

"Whatever", irritates the shit out of me.

Nope. Not that I am aware of.

"I'm not gonna lie..."
"Pretty much"
"Basically"

Well I'm a painter and there's two that drive me crazy when someone says them, mainly passer bys who have no idea what's going on.

"You've missed a bit"
"Ooohhh you've got more paint on you than on the walls"

Cue next scene of their brains on the wall behind them.

Two things my math teacher (terrible) is always saying:
"Generally speaking..."
"Do the arithmatic"

Other things that make me want to punch an infant:

Anything to do with being/doing "random" things. ie, the other day this moron in media arts class, "I have a really random sense of humour." Fuck you.

"Basically..."

...

I can't stand "whatev" or when people constantly say "pretty sure" at the start of every sentence.

"i could care less"

one i hate: "ahead of their time"
and one i hate applied to movies: "based on a true story"

oh whatevaaar!

i fucking hate that. its used so much nowdays.

when people say 'dear' or 'dearie' at the end of a sentence. like over familiar smells from the take away places bins next dooe is how i view that.

"Ripped from the headlines"

"If you can't see me ballin' you need motherfuckin' glasses"

jose murihnio

balls sucker
sackmuncher
rimslasher
extracator of piles

i dont like the way my parents keep asking me if i am seeing anyone at the moment, or the way they say it ' still no ring on that finger'.

'I'm not racist, but...'

'In my humble opinion.....' wich is generally used by arrogant,full of themselves people who have useless opinions about everything.

haha thats a good one. i have heard tha many times in my life.

'If you ask me...'

Funny thing is, I didn't.

HA!That's a good one.So true,i didn't ask you but if you insist........

Don't call me "Bro" dont you ever fucking call me "Bro" And don't you ever ever till me to "Chill out Bro"

"Basically...". That isn't per se a very annoying thing, but the bullshitting agency lady on the phone today must've said it about a million times in one five-minute conversation.

I'm entirely in agreement with Mr O'Fire. 'Alright mate, calm down'. Generally speaking, the only thing that causes me to not be calm is people telling me to calm down. I rabbit a lot, and I get very excited by conversations and arguments, but I very rarely get aggresive, unless someone tells me to calm down. GRRRRRR.

Chill out mate,it may never happen.hehe

I was waiting for some one to pull that.

I'd rep you for this one, you know.

"i'm just joshing you"

THE worst expression in the english language. PERIOD.

"Ain't no thing" beats "I'm just joshing you" by a fucking mile.

no. no way.

when someone says 'lets just be friends'.

or

'i have a boyfriend/husband/girlfriend' .

anyone who says " I gotta give props " or uses the word Uber and is not german. Redonkulous is an equally annoying stupid word, hella, mad, and believe it or not people still say Fly