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khchris(original) 04.09.2006 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Signpost
Oh my oh my. They're figting again.



Who's fighting?

You guys sound like highschool kids during lunch: "ooohhh, ooohhh, there's a fight! Let me put down my milk so we can go see!!!"


I'm not fighting with Truncated...Truncated is fighting with himself.

It takes 2 to fight and obviously I'm not fighting with him, so he must be fighting with himself.

Iain 04.09.2006 10:36 AM

I was only joking by the way...I didn't really think that was the case. You called him a cunt which is beyond mere flirting I think. Use of the word cunt usually puts a dampner on a potential romantic liasion. Although that's not always the case...

Toilet & Bowels 04.09.2006 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Iain
Use of the word cunt usually puts a dampner on a potential romantic liasion. Although that's not always the case...


please continue

khchris(original) 04.09.2006 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by truncated
Au contraire. This is the last I will say on the matter:

I didn't used to mind khchris, despite the fact that we've had numerous disagreements. In fact, I liked him as a poster, because he seems to actually possess some intelligence, and he is very engaging in a debate. I even told him as much.

However, with his random, arbitrary troll accusations, absurd paranoia of social persecution, and nauseating need for attention, I simply cannot tolerate him any longer. He has this strange compulsion to be contentious and instigatory, and I'm not sure what motivates it. Does he think it's conducive to more lively debates? Does he simply enjoy being the devil's advocate?

Or is he one of the most passive-aggressive dickheads I have ever encountered?

I'll opt for number three.

He tries to inflame posters with seemingly offhand comments, which are in actuality carefully constructed to instigate his targets. Said target naturally gets angry and lashes out against khchris, which is EXACTLY what he wants - he's now got them engaged in an argument, one which he can claim to be blameless in starting. He then hounds them ceaselessly, constantly baiting the poster, and THEN comes whining to the rest of the board about constantly being picked on and harassed. It's carefully crafted from the beginning, and amounts to a long-winded textual version of "Hey, look at me, PLEASE pay attention to me!"

Another case in point: he starts a thread informing the board that he's got a troll, and not to respond to that troll. Great. Duly noted. Let's move on.

But no, that's insufficient. Apparently we did not collectively express enough sympathy or pity for khchris's plight, or comment, "Well of course you have a troll khchris, you're so damn cool, how could people not want to emulate you?" So, he continuously bumps the thread, posting to himself, all the while hoping someone else will respond and thus afford him more attention.

I find this behavior sickening and tedious, and it's so transparent, it's ridiculous. I would not be surprised if khchris creates his own trolls.

So no, this is NOT veiled flirting. Khchris is the only poster I have ever been inclined to utterly ignore on this forum. His mere presence detracts from its quality.

Really, what I said earlier sums it up concisely enough -

Dumb cunt.


I don't remember arguing with Trunk at all. What was your previous name on the other board?

I also never really said anything directly to Trunker in this thread.

I think Trunker is just itching for a fight. Look how long-winded his strange comments are.

He can put me on his "ignore list".

My door is always open for him to change his heart. I'm pretty forgiving, all it takes is an apology and some understanding. Which is why there's nobody on my "ignore" list.

I find "ignore" lists to be a weakness of people who either refuse or can't communicate properly with everyone and get easily discouraged because of it.

Even if Hitler or Bush was on this forum, I'd still would never put them on a ridiculous and immature "ignore" list.

Kinda hard to communicate and get a better understanding of someone if you refuse to communicate.

The world would be a much better place if people communicated instead of "ignored" one another, that's the truth.

So Trunker, there will always be a place for you as a friend. I have no ill feelings for you. Whenever you're ready to communicate like a civil and mature person, we can hash out our differences, have a "virtual beer" and call it a day and be friends.

Ball's in your court, Trunker.

Trunker: what's with calling people "cunt"? Can you not find a more clever way of offending and/or angering me? Calling me names like "cunt" makes you look like a little kid, just ask anyone here.

khchris(original) 04.09.2006 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Diesel
ask me i'll tell you the description CUNT aimed at someone=short and to the point



Really? I thought it was a derrogatory word for "vagina".

Savage Clone 04.09.2006 10:52 AM

For information and amusement purposes only:

Truncated is a girl, whose name on the old board was....truncated.

khchris(original) 04.09.2006 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
For information and amusement purposes only:

Truncated is a girl, whose name on the old board was....truncated.



Really? I don't remember ever seeing "her".

Do you know when she joined?


And Trunkster, sorry for referring you as "him"...I honestly thought you were a guy because you sounded very masculine.

Savage Clone 04.09.2006 11:11 AM

She can't hear you, khchris.
Ignore list, remember?

Iain 04.09.2006 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
please continue


Well, I didn't call a girl a cunt or anything....but the use of the word usually turns girls off doesn't it? I used cunt in a game of scrabble with a girl, although it had degenrated into a sham of the standard rules, and she let me kiss her and hold her hand and stuff.

Savage Clone 04.09.2006 11:13 AM

That's what we call a "double word score."

khchris(original) 04.09.2006 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
That's what we call a "double word score."



hahaha!

That was a good one Savage!


I don't use "cunt".

Instead, I use "Mike Hunt".


Porky's...rad.



I'm quite sure the Trunkster is seeing everything. She seems to be itching so bad for a fight that she's willing to just start a fight with anyone, so I'm sure she is very curious about what I type. I'm sure all it would take to get her to come after me is a little "Mike Hunt";)

Iain 04.09.2006 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
That's what we call a "double word score."


Haha....indeed

Rupert 'Stiles' Stilinski 04.09.2006 12:38 PM

Khchris, do you remember when you resorted to calling Naomi an

"annoying little twat" on the old board?

What's the difference (really) between "cunt" and "twat" you little kid?

noumenal 04.09.2006 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated
Au contraire.




 

porkmarras 04.09.2006 01:30 PM

Truncated:
The internet is a beautiful instrument for people so they can express their opinions without the face value factor that comes with bumping into a stranger on the street or an actual discussion on myriad subjects with a friend,family member or whatever.It does allow you to do that with total strangers from the commodity of your own bedroom/workspace or else without paying mentally and physically bacause of your shortcomings as an individual.It can be fun to know what the written word can tell about yourself and others around continents but it certainly can't free the erratic thinking that is going in your own mind or that of others.Before you post i'd advise to you keep an eye firmly on the edit button.If alcohol or drugs have gone through your body,make sure an apology about the nonsensical ranting or the plain nonsensical attitude is made to other people who post on here.None of your supposed intellectual shortcomings are going to be questioned much that way.Just say it,in a chorus:I am a prized Cunt!

Everyneurotic 04.09.2006 01:38 PM

ahh truncated, it really feels good to know the truth, isn't it

but what do i know since i'm not only a NEWBIE but also a TROLL

but people never value the powers of a fine grade school education, when they learn how to read, apparently some of us take that for granted.

truncated 04.09.2006 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras
Truncated:
The internet is a beautiful instrument for people so they can express their opinions without the face value factor that comes with bumping into a stranger on the street or an actual discussion on myriad subjects with a friend,family member or whatever.It does allow you to do that with total strangers from the commodity of your own bedroom/workspace or else without paying mentally and physically bacause of your shortcomings as an individual.It can be fun to know what the written word can tell about yourself and others around continents but it certainly can't free the erratic thinking that is going in your own mind or that of others.Before you post i'd advise to you keep an eye firmly on the edit button.If alcohol or drugs have gone through your body,make sure an apology about the nonsensical ranting or the plain nonsensical attitude is made to other people who post on here.None of your supposed intellectual shortcomings are going to be questioned much that way.Just say it,in a chorus:I am a prized Cunt!


I'm not sure I get your point. If you care to clarify, that'd be great.

porkmarras 04.09.2006 02:38 PM

Enough said.I rest my case.

!@#$%! 04.09.2006 02:41 PM

ah, the hypocrisy... :rolleyes:



 

truncated 04.09.2006 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by khchris(original)
I'm quite sure the Trunkster is seeing everything. She seems to be itching so bad for a fight that she's willing to just start a fight with anyone, so I'm sure she is very curious about what I type. I'm sure all it would take to get her to come after me is a little "Mike Hunt";)


You're absolutely right - of course I haven't got you on ignore. Why would I bother?

I could go on and list our past conflicts, respond to your comments, turn this into an endless, tedious thread about our various clashes that would bore the rest of the forum to tears, but

Meh. I simply don't care.

Obviously, you are free to post what you like, and if you care to post anything further regarding this matter, by all means, do so. But if you do so in hopes of eliciting a response from me, don't waste your energy.

truncated 04.09.2006 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras
Enough said.I rest my case.


Alright, does anyone else care to enlighten me then? I must be having a moron day, because I honestly am not clear on what you meant. Are you advising me to post more prudently?

noumenal 04.09.2006 04:09 PM

For the record, I didn't completely get what he was trying to say either.

My understanding goes like this:

"The internet is great for trying to get away from any personality issues you might have that make it hard to deal with other people. But they inevitably come out when you post enough, like with Khchris. But give him a break and don't blast him because of his obvious shortcomings. Let him escape from them--it's the internet. And after all, aren't we all cunts when you think about it?"

How was that? I think that's pretty close.

HaydenAsche 04.09.2006 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated
About HaydenAsche though, I do have some strange platonic crush on him.

Gooey, I lurv you.


I lurv you as well. If I ever go straight and gain 5 years in age really fast we'll totally get married.

truncated 04.09.2006 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
I lurv you as well. If I ever go straight and gain 5 years in age really fast we'll totally get married.


Who said I wanted you to be older? You must not be aware of my 'preferences' ;)

(Really, I'm joking. For the record, I'm not a pedophile.)

truncated 04.09.2006 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by noumenal
For the record, I didn't completely get what he was trying to say either.

My understanding goes like this:

"The internet is great for trying to get away from any personality issues you might have that make it hard to deal with other people. But they inevitably come out when you post enough, like with Khchris. But give him a break and don't blast him because of his obvious shortcomings. Let him escape from them--it's the internet. And after all, aren't we all cunts when you think about it?"

How was that? I think that's pretty close.


I dunno, with "Before you post i'd advise to you keep an eye firmly on the edit button," I got the idea that was referring to me, and perhaps a need to curb myself more?

I don't mean to nitpick, I just hate when something goes over my head (no comments from the peanut gallery, thanks).

khchris(original) 04.09.2006 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rupert 'Stiles' Stilinski
Khchris, do you remember when you resorted to calling Naomi an

"annoying little twat" on the old board?

What's the difference (really) between "cunt" and "twat" you little kid?



No, I don't remember that at all.

Who is Naomi?

Savage Clone 04.09.2006 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated
Who said I wanted you to be older? You must not be aware of my 'preferences' ;)

(Really, I'm joking. For the record, I'm not a pedophile.)


Don't you mean "for the official record?"

HaydenAsche 04.09.2006 04:36 PM

Naomi = HotEyedBride.

n00b.

khchris(original) 04.09.2006 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
Truncated:
The internet is a beautiful instrument for people so they can express their opinions without the face value factor that comes with bumping into a stranger on the street or an actual discussion on myriad subjects with a friend,family member or whatever.It does allow you to do that with total strangers from the commodity of your own bedroom/workspace or else without paying mentally and physically bacause of your shortcomings as an individual.It can be fun to know what the written word can tell about yourself and others around continents but it certainly can't free the erratic thinking that is going in your own mind or that of others.Before you post i'd advise to you keep an eye firmly on the edit button.If alcohol or drugs have gone through your body,make sure an apology about the nonsensical ranting or the plain nonsensical attitude is made to other people who post on here.None of your supposed intellectual shortcomings are going to be questioned much that way.Just say it,in a chorus:I am a prized Cunt!



How beautifully said!

khchris(original) 04.09.2006 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
ah, the hypocrisy... :rolleyes:



 



1. I never have used that word more than once and that was the ONLY time I had ever used it on the board.

2. I acknowledge I was a bit immature and stupid in replying that way and I apologized.

3. It never happened again, thus a habit/repeat use was/is never a problem: wouldn't ever happen again.

That is much different than calling someone "cunt" every reply.

HaydenAsche 04.09.2006 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by khchris(original)
1. I never have used that word more than once and that was the ONLY time I had ever used it on the board.

2. I acknowledge I was a bit immature and stupid in replying that way and I apologized.

3. It never happened again, thus a habit/repeat use was/is never a problem: wouldn't ever happen again.

That is much different than calling someone "cunt" every reply.


Cunt.

truncated 04.09.2006 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Don't you mean "for the official record?"


Ha! Actually, I retract that statement, I don't want to scare off any potentials.

Savage Clone 04.09.2006 04:47 PM

Brazen hussy.

truncated 04.09.2006 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Brazen hussy.


I resent that. I'm a selective pervert.

noumenal 04.09.2006 04:50 PM

Truncated, you should consider teaching drivers ed lessons.

A friend of mine lost his virginity to his driving instructor when he was 15.

Think about it.

Savage Clone 04.09.2006 05:12 PM

Hott.

truncated 04.09.2006 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noumenal
Truncated, you should consider teaching drivers ed lessons.

A friend of mine lost his virginity to his driving instructor when he was 15.

Think about it.


I would, but I'm blacklisted at every high school within a 500 mile radius.

You think I haven't thought of these things before?

Savage Clone 04.09.2006 05:31 PM

Just wait until that statute of limitations expires...

porkmarras 04.09.2006 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by khchris(original)
How beautifully said!

Oh well,bless you all guys(do'nt worry i'm not dear mother theresa or whatever).It's just that i'm sure you could post more stimulating stuff than:''where did i sleep last night'' or ''what type of position have i used on a steamy night of sex last night'' kind of thing.Who fucking cares?Let's up the motherfucking stakes,shall we?It's the SY forum,remember?

thewall91 04.09.2006 05:49 PM

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There was this guy who was online dating someone for a long time, and then they arranged to meet and it ended up being his mother! They were living in the same house at the time too. If that weren't enough, the mother was 'cheating' on her husband (his dad).


this story reminded me of another story i once heard:

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."



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