I'm not wearing any panties.

floatingslowly, i have a nicer butt than you.

but right now i'm sitting on like, a 9/10, right?

Yes, however, my penis often comes in contact with a real vagina, so your argument is INVALID.

OH, HOW RUDE.

Totally!

Another serious Skype question: How do I get Skype to stop opening when my PC starts? I forgot the geek word you type in the "Run" box to disable start-up programs.

Skype is fucking my shit up, but I can't uninstall it, because then I can't lust over cake <3

Run > msconfig > start up

I believe that's the first entirely serious post I have EVER seen from you.

Thank you.

SSSSHHH - I wear my cloak of idiocy proudly.

This shit ain't easy.

I've answered to worse.

Can you do conference calls on Skype? The network we use at work is having problems and this would be a great fallback if it can be done at all. Temporarily of course... ?

I believe so, but I'm not sure it's free.

Sarramkrop here. Call me up. I'm a bitch with no mother.

Right now it is 8:30 p.m. If I calculated correctly, it is 3:30 a.m. by you. I unfortunately am going out for a while myself. Stay out longer, then we'll both be drunk. Then we can conference porky and try and turn him straight.

2:30 Am Here

12:00 pm in my prime.

4:00 pm when I can deal with disgruntled pederasts.

Wasted.

Tonight has been very evil.

No, I have not.

Skype me up bitches!

Skype me with a passion.

I love jimbrim.

He's soooo mine.

I'll have the legs then.

I tried to skype you porky, and you were OFFLINE.

Tried ringing you back to no avail.

I was sent away on an unpleasant errand. I am now posting on a tiny tiny blue board from a tiny tiny smartphone. Anyhow, Skyping was lovely. And it wasn't even dirty.

I've lost you the minute you muttered to yourself I was a dream.

I'm still not sure you weren't.

I'm mobilely Skyped up now, but I'm not sure it works without Wi-fi.

We could conference with cake :-O

My connection is touchy. I can't seem to make outgoing calls.

I WILL DIE OF BOREDOM IN THIS PLACE.

Hour and a half or so.

Yay it works! Sorry I couldn't hear anything. And of course you must shower before I speak to you again. Minging!

Trunc I'm back from the shops. SKYPE ME HARD!

You can try me now, but I don't know how well it will work.

Ogayz.

Just tried. I'm already winning at being for realzz.

I'm in a dead zone. Lemme try!

Woman! Where do you live? On Mars?? Anywayzz, Trunc's dangerously sexy.