It isn't like I dislike you. I think you are funny, like many of the board members do. But 4 threads on the same topic? I was annoyed.

I'm aware that you do contribute plenty of musically oriented posts.

I admire the fact that you have succeeded in coming out of the closet, where I have failed. Congratulations. I'll do the same one day. But I'm not ready. So if you could stop bringing that up, that'd be great. By the way, I have told a couple real friends.

And don't brag about you're 20000 reputation points. Not if you are going to tell me that I shouldn't be coming out on the internet.

Edit: I don't want to e-fight. That is fucking retarded.

Oh look it is his troll!

Listen,I got 20000 rep points and no-one can take take that away from me!*bursts out crying and starts punching himself in the face*

shush, you faker.

i've decided the real porkie is funnier. for one thing, he doesn't appear to harbor the bitter resentment that it takes to impersonate his (real or imagined) enemies. just saying...

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now what about those "basques"? nice pictures!

I only wanted a funnier troll for christmas.

And instead I got AIDS.

I wont have to worry about you for longer then.

I worry about myself a lot these days.

you're really starting to pile up an inordinate amount of lamer points, if i may say so... i'm not one to go around pathetically "neg repping" people, i prefer to confront in the open. so let me just add once again, your lamer score is geting quite, quite high...

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What he did WAS real, man. It's a huge step to say/realize "I'm gay" (internet or not).....he's 15!! I didn't even know I was gay when I was 15.

as said before, to be indie

He did it to get a rise out of the board - it worked. He does it all for attention, he succeeded. I thought that was all quite obvious. Or perhaps he actually does hate America(ns). He's a very bored dude. The threads (and most of his threads these days) aren't very exciting, but they're still more entertaining than the grammar nazi bitches who try to convey their superiority on the internet like it means something. They happen to bitch in every thread though - also bored people. Oh well, only the internet, right? Right.

I may try making the original basque potato soup and substitute these in place of the Italian sausage.

Italian sausage is nasty.That's why I like to gag myself on it whilst blindfolded and listening to Merzbow at high volumes.

I won't bother reading this, because it's long, and frankly you people bore me.

The answer: because he's porkmarras, and he can do whatever his be-sequined, flamboyant little heart desires.