Did you not have coffee this morning or something, Mr. Poopypants?

No. I had plenty of coffee. I'm just done with everything. Everyone is full of shit. I hate everything.

I should be heading off now. I expect all of you to have started decomposing when/if I return.

out of curiosity, are you guys partying in a firehall or something? dig the paper tablecloths...

hahahahaha, repped for hilarity.

what the hell is wrong with you guys...oh, and the third one in the pic looks positively disgusting....porn stars are gross...their money-grubbing souls will surely rot in hell....

Don't be so quick to judge.
We all get fucked at work.

all these porn stars have my name now. fuck them all. even those not named jade.

i'm not really sure what to make of this thread.

eh, i dont work...

dont worry, you were born with that name. they are all imposters using stage names. or camera names i should say. SLUTS.

Me neither, but the point was rhetorical.
My purity of joblessness will only last a short time longer anyway.
We are all whores at one level or another, though.

i loathe that, stage names for porn stars. they don't even deserve it. i love the adult video awards and that kind of crap when the "best anal actress" cries and thanks her agent.

i'm being kind of hypocritical (sluts are ok, i guess) but yeah. i think it's the name thing.

the whole porn industry is fucking fascinating, the way those people work and the money they make. or money they dont make. its incredible.

oh, i know. david foster wallace has this essay about his trip to a big porn convention that was a fascinating read. just reading how it operated was very weird.

theres this show on showtime (which is sort of like hbo for those who arent aware) all about this guy seymour butts, whose a big porn director. some of the things on that show go from ridiculous to straight up confusing. props to any man who can masturbate in front of a middle-aged porn director with just some flourecent lighting on them and a pair of eyes critiquely watching.

so do all of you who get all judgmental on porn stars actually not watch porn? just curious.

Hehe. Do you realise how lame that looks from this side of the screen?

I'm imagining it looks just as lame on my screen, dumbass.

sound slike a great time. man If I did not have a date already dude... shit!!!!!!!

crypt you going to the Faint and ratatat?

*snigger*

yeah, ill be there!
very excited about seeing ratatat!!!

some dude at the proletariat was giving away camel cigs and I thought he was asking for a cig so I was gonna fgive hima clove and he got all weird and the asked me if I liekd the faint an dI said "sure man" and he gave me two free tickets to the Faint and ratatat. ha ha! I think those are the tickets the cig guys are supposed to hand out to hot girls.

fucking sweet, the Camel people???

yeah im on the guestlist for that show