except that if you were my mom you would have been like eleven when i was born. you've got a ways to go before you reach the ripe old age of 35 (my mom's age).

Yeah, I know.....if I ever did decide to have a kid then I'd def. have someone carry my child. I'd want to have a little version of me....not that adopting isn't awesome too.

Yeah, I'm the proud parent of two spoiled brats.

Trust me, parenthood ain't all it's cracked up to be.

i can imagine all the shit you have to put up with.

I jest, of course.

Sort of.

awww :D
thats really cute, krastian!

i don't really care to be vomited on at least three times every friday but i can put up with it. because i love her.

Ever see that scene in Parenthood where the little kid throws up all over Steve Martin's lap. I've been there at least half a dozen times. At least nowadays they don't throw up on me. Or at least they haven't in a while--I imagine there's still a chance.

And all that crap you hear about how lonely it is in the "empty nest" is a crock. This empty nest phase is the most tranquility I've had in my life in years.

i've been there at least a half dozen times in the past two weeks. i had her sitting on my shoulders and she puked in my hair.

how old are yr daughter and son?
pics of the daughter if shes 18 or older?

but its baby throw up!
its cute.

Is it just baby spit up, or is it upchucking? I could always take the baby spit up stuff, but the flu-y puke up buckets all over dad's chinos between ages 2 and 6 were the worst!

hahaha sounds kinda gross

Perv.

Besides, her heart is taken.

They're both old enough to be out on their own. So far, one legitimately is, and the other is struggling with the college thing.

it's not quite either. it smells like puke though.

i just wanted to see what she looks like, jeeeez
not like imma go steal her from some random dude

I've thought about that too.....I guess it would be something that we'd have to talk about it.....I don't think it would really matter to me....who knows. 2 kids would be cool though.

He he.....thanks! I'd like to be a little league baseball coach too, but then again everything would be weird because a lot of people fucking suck.

Yeah. Your intentions were entirely benign, I'm sure.

And he's not a random dude. I'm sure his parents planned carefully to have him.

Besides, don't you have porn star pics to look at?

dude, dont let other assholes keep you from doing what you want to do!
honestly, im all conservative and shit, but i wouldnt care if my kids little league coach was openly gay.
its usually the closet gays with families that are all creepy and shit
but yeah, not only that, think of all the gay parents who have kids too
im sure they wouldnt mind their kids having a gay little league coach

i was just curious
it was a bit of a joke
how about pics of yr son?
honestly, i just want to see what yr kids look like

sorry about the "random dude" comment.
dont know if that parent thing was a blow directed towards me, if so, thats not nice.

and no, porn sucks.

I know. I'm just messing with you.

I think I've got some shots of my daughter with her dog in Colorado and stuff from my son's graduation party. I'd feel creepy posting their stuff though without them knowing. I'll see if I can get them to sign release forms next time they're home.

For sure....I wouldn't let somebody keep me from doing what I want to do....it just....makes things more difficult and insane I guess is what I'm trying to say. People are scurrrd and ignorant.

hahahaha its fine, dude
dont worry about it
like i said, was just curious

anyways,
yeah, i am very excited about one day having a kid(s)
i LOVE them, especialy babies
i just want to hold the little precious things in my arms
well, really, im excited about the whole marriage/family life in general
cant wait to be head of the hizzouse
imma hold it down so hard

They're so adorable. Until they turn 13.

i see.

but yeah, i think there is a lot of people out there who would support ya

thought the number was 14?

double dragon post

I would hope so....I'm really just a regular guy.

I can only speak from my own experience. 13 seemed to be the magic moment when the pendulum began its hard arc from sweet-and-adorable to possessed-by-Satan.

i dont know, it seems so cheesy and cliche
but whenever i think of life when i was a child
i think of when my whole family used to play monopoly every wednesday night
eating dinner with the whole family every night
the trips to aspen every winter break
the trips to europe, africa, and south ameirca during the summer
my dad teaching me how to swim
my dad teaching me how to play guitar
and playing songs with him before bed time
listening to records with my mom and dad in the living room while i played with toys
when my dad helped me build my first train set that one christmas
ah man, i miss those days
once i turned 14 i really just pushed away completely
then they stopped being around so much
i would skip out on the family trips cause i was a douche

damnit.
but yeah, yall get the point
i want to share all that with my kid.

i think of my fucking dysfunctional parents and living in an apartment building owned by bosnians.

I commend all for their honesty, especially gmku, you can tell he's seen it all. The throw-up doesn't really bother me yet, but like I said Vaughn is only 7 weeks there is still plenty of time.

Far as my childhood, I shouldn't complain, I mean I always had everything I needed and some of the stuff I wanted too. My dad worked a lot, so I spent most of my time with my brother and sister and my mom. Its like crypto said, once I hit like 12 or 13 I just pushed away till I was about 18. Drugs, alcohol whatever you happen to get into, it didn't seem so deliberate when I was doing it, it just seemed like something to take my mind of things. looking back, I wonder what things, what did I need to NOT worry about so much. Nothing that wasn't self inflicted I suppose.

Anyways, sorry for the Dr. Phil analysis and all, back to the parental jargon.

I thought it was 5.

i teach kids art from yrs 1 to 7 and they are all a bunch of fun kids who arnt yet worried about what they look like or what they say, its the best.

But there is 2 yr 7 girls,and i can see they are slowly becoming 'cool'.

isnt it like 1?

My sentiments are the same, like yours.

pedofile:p

As for my own childhood, so normal it was creepy. Suburban, middle class, and Catholic. Yawn.