I never understood the expression "bump uglies" as a euphamism for sex. Then I found out. Humans are revolting. What is it in our heads that actually makes us want to have sex? It's like an insane animal living inside us, making us do these weird things we'd never do in a sober, rational state of mind.

a description of dicks.

See?He's got a life.

If that's the way you think about sex, you're probably not getting any.

Oh. Clever.

Sex isn't revolting at all... Most reproductive organs are though.

I think they're attractive. They're probably one of the best things next to this board and Funkadelic

and tortillas.

and large piles of money.

good call, and shwarmas too

and vaginas.

And Joy Divison.

How much pussy have you gotten?

Actually quite a bit, got some this past weekend. The trick is not letting them know that you treasure food, internet forums, and funkadelic more.

Shut up,woman!

I've gotten more than enough to know that the ratio of attractive to unattractive pussies is far higher than the ratio of good Funkadelic albums to horrible, self-parodying, "get up and dance y'all" Funkadelic crap.

Why? Most girls think thats sexy.

was it the pretty visual arts girl you wanted to talk to?

You probably don't understand them

Can we stop talking about this horrid thing called vagina.

Are you one of those... homosexuals?

No I am one of those fags.

haha, unfortunately not, thanks for asking though. I haven't seen her around recently because it's the end of term and not many people are at school anymore :(.


Really? Does it matter whether you're saying it in a humorous sense or a realistic sense?

I understand that they made pretty much 2 or 3 truly good albums and then a bunch of other albums that had at best one or two really good songs.
I went through a big Funkadelic phase about 15 years ago, and very little of it stood the test of time for me after my infatuation was over.

Oh good! I was worried for a second there.

Nope

Be careful we have an agenda to turn the worl all queer.

If that makes the whole world democrat, I'd be fine with that.

Damn, you damn liberal.

"My Vagina" by nofx

My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina

I'd rather be a pot smoking liberal, then a gay conservative republican.

Don't blurt out my secret, No I am not a conservative. They are twats.

Well back to topic, vaginas are not pretty I don't know how you guys can find it attractive.

We find women attractive more than we find vaginas attractive. But we like vaginas because they're fun to play with and they feel nice. That's like saying that gay men find assholes attractive.

So you honestly think that cocks are nice looking?

Some are nice, Some assholes are sexy.

I've only seen one really nice looking cock and 0 sexy assholes.

And I've seen plenty of dick for my age.

Oh you are not looking at the right guys then.

lets face it they're both pretty ugly if u look at them with no sexual angle. i do think a hard dick does look better than a limp one. i also like vag in certain angles more than others, from behind of course. u get that ass and pussy right there. its pretty awesome.

Homeless people are okay, right?

"I can't wait til our first shore leave so I can get me some fuckin' poontang!"

true, true