glossolalia - the medical term used when youre eyes glaze over after smoking a fat j.

terracotta

terracotta -- a homeless guy's name for the grass. (terra-"cot"ta? ark ark ark.)

sphygmomanometer

(I'm interested in the real definition of that)

sphygmomanometer - A meter that measures the level of gay in a homosexual. There are 5 levels.

1 - A little gay.
2 - Somewhat gay.
3 - Pretty gay.
4 - Prefers the same sex most of the time
5 - GAY!

ballistics: system of football training developed in the early 1970's by the Brasillian amateur coach Munuel Santigona Aratta Domanses. Domanses believed that the enormous skill shown by Brasillian footballers could be enhanced through a rigorous coaching regime of applied mathematics and spin vector theory.

planchet

planchet -- to violently punch with as much force as humanly possible; usually done by women. ex. "when i found out he was cheating on me, i plancheted him directly in the nuts!"

plethora

(ps -- a sphygmomanometer is a blood pressure cuff. my mom taught me that word when i was around 3 or 4.)

plethora: a plethora is a large crossbow-like weapon situated on raised ground to be fired downwards. It fires small packets of hot oil and is primarily used by goblins.

kobold

Kobold - a kobold is the depth a pipe must be lowered into the ground in order to have an efficient sewage system (1 kobold is the standard depth for places 250 to 750 feet above sea level)

Phenolphthalein

Phenolphthalein- a sea creature found recently that has been dated to the dinosaur era.

Innefable

Ineffable- A person who is so ugly that no one would want to fornicate with them, (fuck then, "f" them)
is an ineffable person.

Mitochondria

Mitochondria-A organism that forms fighting bacteria.

Doctor

Doctor: name given to any hill overloooking a harbour.

tmesis

tmesis -- used by an incestuous irish braggart to describe his filthy acts. ex. "when i get home, i'm gonna t-me-sis!"

floccinaucinihilipilification

to hell with you all for letting this thread die.

floccinaucinihilipilification

A drug including a very large amount of flouride, helping restore your mouth in a more effective way than toothpaste.

Vexiconit

vexiconit -- a prescription drug manufactured by astrazeneca, the effect of which is to make you better at tricking people out of their money by confusing the hell out of them.

vituperative

Vexiconit - A polystyrene teacup. Vexiconits were distributed across the United Kingdom as a substitute to the conventional china-based tea cup, which had become banned from 1966-1968, for unknown reasons.

Rhododendron

EDIT - Damn, too late.

vituperative - A superlative, commonly used to describe a certain Ernst Rohm.

Rhododendron

Rhododendron - A state of extreme monotony. Research shows that 90% of rhododendron's victims commit sucide by jumping out of a three story window. According to police reports, if the sufferer is not near a three story window he/she will find one, at all costs.


Insomnia

Insomnia - A alternate word for LNIAD (Late Night Internet Addiction Disorder)

Precipitation

precipitation -- the feeling of euphoria you get immediately before drinking something.

supererogation

Supererogation- a star wars slang for shagging.

Compulsive

compulsive -- pertaining to the circulatory function of conjoined twins.

vivisepulture

vivisepulture: an especially disturbing nightmare pertaining to one' own death.



exegesis