Shove that shit down yer fucking throat.

why should I give a supposedly omniscient, omnipresent, all-powerful entity a chance at anything? Fucker should have got shit right if he was so goddamned special.

being "bitten by a Winchester goose" was a common euphemism for syphilis[3] in the 16th century.[4] "Winchester geese" was the nickname for the prostitutes of South London,[5] licensed by the Bishop of Winchester in the area around his London palace.


Gawd's "servant" was a Pimp and they are all still Pimps.

lol no you didn't.


and



if I do it randomly...without warning. I'm sorry.

I don't want to talk to you, you ugly skank. you are the most boring turd of a human being I have ever met. and does my constantly offering you mints not imply that your breath smells like a rotting foetus?

go awaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy

the republicans in government need to quit their jobs and become full time alcoholics because you are the stupidest whiniest bunch of economically illiterate psychotics imaginable

that's already happened

See...I was right...

!@#$%!, would you care to go for a beer later?

i'm totally going-- but with other people.

have fun though.

I haven't hed a single one yet and the red eyes and runny nose if because of the drugs. fuck you.

see what i said? mean cokehead! ha ha ha.

oh, i'd better go to sleep.

You're really fucking difficult. No one can/will understand you because you change yer fucking mind all the fucking time. I'm done.

Yeah...that's really fucking cute. Text and then don't respond.

i would punch you in the face if i could

thank you, syg-user suchfriendsaredangerous.
now i feel confident, now I can do it!
you are a true friend and life-saver.
I hope that one day, I can help you too.

No problemo