Huge blight.

Sweet and sour, or terriyaki?

Sweet and sour, with extra pineapple please.

Listen to XTC or take some ecstasy?

Listen to XTC cuz ecstacy is the drug for fags.

What's on tv now?

Men Behaving Badly

If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?

you succeeded in failing

lol or o rly?

o rly

Look at the stars or look at the clouds?

Clouds

which sy song has the best noise.

Drunken Butterfly

The major world religions enter a bidding war for people's souls. Instead of promising things in the afterlife, they promise you things now: chocolate, CD's, cars and much more, all of which you can purchase with the 'piety points' you earn by going to their assemblies and singing hymns or chanting or whatever in a nice voice. Are you tempted to join?

Religions are stupid, if I'd want that shit I'd steal it.

same question.

NO!!!!

how much are you willing to pay for a record?

No, that's ridiculous.

Can you believe record stores sell shit like Clap Your Hands Say Yes?

-25€ for a very limited record in a generous mood.
-No

Have you ever considered murder?

Ahem.

Vikings: hard and cool, or just ancient yobs?

i'll say hard and cool

when was the last time you hurt yourself?

Cutting down this cluster of oak trees with clippers (an experiment to see how fast they'd grow back)

How do you like your eggs?

Scrambled

do you like your name?

Yes.

Why are people grudgeful?

because of their mothers

have you ever wept like a pussy?

Yes.

A walk in the middle of the countryside or a stroll through the heart of the city?

a stroll through the heart of the city

What brand of toilets do you have in your home?