hey, swa(g), remember when you used to text girlgun and cry about how you ddnt know how to deal with getting older?

I do!! lol

how'd that work out for you? are you still allowed to listen to the stooges???

Yeah. I remember my life 5, almost six years ago. So what?

Stooges still kick ass.

:)

What next?

Hey guys if yr sitting on the internet crying over Kim and T-Birds separation, don't worry....once yr a 40 year old dickwad and have shit else to say about someone other than something that occurred ages ago (why did I have girlguns number anyway?) all will be fine. It only get's better with age (on the internet, esp.)

haha

swa(g) victim ploy #698


why did chabib delete you so many times? because of your awesome Internet persona, I'm sure. maybe terriblecrayons will know!!!! do you still have HER number???


lol

I remember specifically requesting to be deleted, but yeah...I was a dick. Ask her, man...maybe she knows something.

Try again, this is amusing.

And ya never answered my question regarding why I had girlguns digits, fool.

I.know.something.about.you....don't worry though, I'm good at keeping secrets and (usually) minding my own business.

hah @ you presuming that I CARE why you had her #? who didn't?!? luls.

besides, I read all your texts, sparky. we'd read them....and laugh. what a drag it is getting old....

that said, you don't know shit about me. you may have been led to believe you do, but trust me, son, you don't.

read much Sun Wu? I wrote the fucking book. try it in the bath sometime. :)

that's IT. swa(Y) and I are getting a divorce. SONIC YOUTH STYLE.

And you heard all of our conversations? Like, when she'd call me from work while on her lunch break or while she was running around or whatever? Something tells me you weren't present. ;)

And you, moron, assuming I may have been led to believe something just goes to prove even you realize you may not have been aware of all of our convos.

Again, try again. Still amused.

I think I might be hallucinating. are you STILL trying to play the jealousy card over my very very ex-wife??????

listen, Snowflake, you could be having her baby and I wouldn't mind.

edit: congrats. I am starting to feel sorry for you now.

how do we make this about SONIC YOUTH????

let's cue up Rather Ripped together and look for DEEPER meanings.

hey guys!! This is what I been missing since I been absent t?? Somethings never change huh

well, with you gone, who the fuck else am I supposed to talk to here????

besides, get it now while it's hot. this board's a goner. why would SONIC YOUTH want to continue paying high-$ monthly server fees for a bunch of REALLY CREEPY FANBOYS????


SWAY AND I SHALL MAKE OUR OWN ENTERTAINMENT WHILE WE CAN

[funeral march]
.....

I'm spoken for, dude. :)

are you autistic?

Highly doubtful, Susan.

call me that again....and I swear I'll kill you.

I'd like that very much, Susan.

I cry.

fixed.