in the words of that horrible horrible person cr7

"one has to know how to suffer"

(wise words, those. the motherfucker.)

and yeah i felt bad for gigi buffon but that's the beauty of football-- heroes die like the viking gods or the greek tragedies or

all the more memorable this way, maybe

HAH!

I pray to the gods that Labour don't get decimated tomorrow. If the conservatives win by a massive margin then we might a well all give up.

move to scotland and secede!

or move to ireland

sorry, i'm equally desperate in my parts

The weather is shit enough where I live, you couldn't pay me to live in Scotland. Ireland? Nah, none of he decent gigs go by there.

But yeah, I'm dreading this election. If those pig fuckers win this time round we can say goodbye to the NHS.

:) :) :)
:)

o man. that would be fucked

you'd be like the USA but without the extra space

i found today that libby's canned corned beef is a product of uruguay.

uruguayan beef! fucking fancy.

(or beef byproducts, whatever, i don't care)

about to get on the road for a few days yeah so packing that road protein

Oooh road trip :)

ha! yeah. i haven't been to a dunkin donuts in ages!

Reminder:

Do not wear this shirt to work any more




I had many people staring strangely at me

ha ha ha ha

ARLINGTON, Texas — A suicidal man who had doused himself in gasoline became engulfed in flames at an Arlington home Monday after an officer used a stun gun on him, police said.
The officer who used the Taser on the man believed that the man was holding a lighter in his hand and was about to use it, police spokeswoman Sgt. Vanessa Harrison said at a news conference.
Harrison acknowledged the risk of using an electrical stun gun near gasoline, but said the man was “very frantic and erratic and became a danger to everyone in the room.”

dude! Did you guys buy the new Ford already?

ford? what? i'm sleepy after lunch. please clarify.

dude man! you had spacecake for lunch? That's so awesome

spacecream more like

fuck baking in summer

but my icecream machine lives on the counter for the season

im throwing away a bunch of records

if mirror dash shows up here i might mail them to him for just the price of the postage

I just did a mini purge from my collection. Moving to Seattle in like 2 weeks.

I sort of want to get rid of my records. Just for the sake of space really.....but can't bein myself to do it.