The only things I remember about Satan was her being drop dead gorgeous and that she once claimed to only wear blue jeans and plain black t-shirts.

It sounds like a pretty ideal minimalist wardrobe tbh. Pair it up with some doc marts and you're good to go.

no, she was from st louis

she also liked cats. a big plus for any person.

Whoosh

Cantankerous was a vicious bitch - but yea Dave, great fucking tits innit?

she might have been when she was 12. sheeesh!

I'll never forget when she said she'd gone to ATP festival the weekend before. When asked for photos she took a picture of herself in front of a generic wall as proof.

However, I agree that she was great.

12?! Are yee smoking pal?

she was a goddamn teenager when she started here

everyone mellows with age

anyway, she was always fun

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haydenasche was also a holy terror lolololololo

poor kid’s had it rough since

No way. I'm sure she was in her 30s when she left

well i used to suspect she might have been an old boomer lady posting picchurs of her dotter

(she knew too much about the rolling stones)

but whatever, she was in her 20s?

no matter. good performance i say.

Shame she left before that then eh. I mean the whole bitch ting. That was her shtick and I'm sure she'd be the first to admit.

jeezus fuckin christ lol

yeah but, i dont know—she was harmless

what did she ever do to you?

....pissed on my cornflakes? Voted to leave the eu?....drama....look. I hope I haven't tainted your 06' catankerous fap memory...

lmao wat

oh she did not reciprocate your feelings huh?

What do you mean you don't have memory faps? Not even to flotso posts from 08'?....

Well hey, me neither. Totally not doing that.

Oh and for the record: not my type. What's the term for the most undesired trait in a partner? Oh yea, AMERICAN! God save our gracious queeeeen!

Besides I was too busy deep in the dm's of contrelesexisme>

uh, Kreay!


Hi.

Hi!

See?
Now I have to dig deeper to recognize who I'm dealing with here.
This place is dangerous.

I'm missing a lot of shit here.

ha ha ha. it's your fault! you reactivated the board.

please relax and enjoy the ride!