I'm not showing off for the boys, sorry to disappoint you. :D

Who said I don’t know him?

I’ve seen more Dafoe films than I can count. He can be a good actor, which makes it even more infuriating that he apparently chose to NOT be one, and perform more like a B-movie acting teacher in a Christopher Guest film in this shitstain of fuckery.

1. Boondock Saints
2. Wild at Heart
3. Boondocks Saints

I actually really like him (though I’m not 100% on how to spell his name, so I’ve been going back and forth a lot), but he was bullshit in Spider-Man and that’s a fact.

Unfair to pretend that he wasn’t trying to be deliberately awful in that thing.

What about Life Aquatic?
Grand Budapest Hotel?
Platoon?

Fuck GG.

it was an ideogram not a quiz lmfao


he’s fucking awesome in light sleeper. i dont know why i rate that movie so high but it’s kind of a cult thing with me

yeah he’s great

oh, here’s a deadite lol

"Taking orders, smashing boarders" - how my friend described her school holidays

On what planet are Raimi's Spider-man films not masterful cinematic interpretations of the early Ditko/Lee run? So fucking good guys like wtf

This planet. And Ditko and Lee might be the originators, but that doesn’t mean their work is the best or even good.

Honestly,Homecoming pulls from that shit more than Raimi’s B-movie bullshit.

That part in Homecoming where he’s trapped? That’s fucking “If This Be My Destiny” straight up.

Homecoming has failed to hold my attention both times I've attempted to watch it. Feels like kid shit to me idk

Raimi spiderman is for sophisticated adult minds like mine. ;_)

rofl

Tomorrow one of my friends is having a birthday party, and I want to go.

The problem is that another one of his friends, a slutty trans anarcho-communist, will also be there.

sigh

but did you get invited or no?

I got invited, and I'm not turning it down - that'd be a really shit thing to do.

The problem is I'm not sure I'll enjoy it that much with them around, although I can always try to keep out of their way :(

eh

everyone has their nemesis

have your own fun and dont worry about it

oh and do not let them get you drunk

(unless you wanna become a meme)

spider man sux.

Hahahaha

I need someone to help me out with some homework.

Could one of you guys (preferably an American or non-native English speaker, preferably male)* record yourself saying this and DM it to me?

Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things with her from the store: Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. She can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet her Wednesday at the train station.

Why did I pick English Language?

*Not being sexist or racist, I need to try and pick people from different backgrounds.

what’s the course? linguistics?

Pretty much, I'm working on the stuff behind how English works.
I picked this so I wouldn't have to write essays analysing the themes of books, but I'm starting to regret it. Good thing I'll be going into the more mathematical side of things.