Thanks Claire;)

No worries Bunny

For some of the newer ones it may not work, in which case you can try with Google Images - similar procedure, but be patient for the photos to load.

We don't all live in the third world, love

[insert requisite angry Australian GIF here]

christ, you aussies and your culture cringe remind me of soupnazi and his south american “wannabe gringo” denial complex

you have fucking GOLD NUGGETS in your land

you have space, and a big blue sky, and a nature that makes prissy bitches faint

if you don’t want your cuntry, just leave-#i’ll take it over

oh yeah

Australians are just upside-down Canadians.

I waxed my moustache last night and I am feeling great WADDUP



lol.

Currently trying to find a good porn parody movie online. Wish me luck!

there was one made of harold and kumar go to guantanamo bay?

i forget the name of it

eta- not saying it is “good”. have only heard of it

Really? Ha! Well after my brief foray into porn parodies I do have a couple complaints. One is that they're gay-avoidant. I want to see some guys banging! Two is that some of them only have a veneer of script. I enjoyed one because it stuck close to the original story, so I knew what was going to happen next, only it was going to be with banging. It made it fun. Others I watched it was basically just "throw some costumes on and bang". Boo hiss.

I saw a thing online the other day - it was some screenshots from a dialogue scene between two characters.

Paraphrasing a bit, but it went something like:
A: "What's your sport?"
B: "Chess."
A: "You know, baseball's pretty much just pure math."
B: "It is?
A: "Yeah, [etc]"
[more dialogue]

The gist was that it was surprisingly sensitive and heartfelt and interesting, and then the final comment from someone else was "I cannot believe that this is from a porno"

^That's like some highbrow porn I dunno.



I like when they're just rolling with the goofiness of it and not taking it too seriously, the bad jokes the puns.

Admittedly I can't judge, not being too familiar with the ins and outs of porn myself.

Whatever lights your lamp* I guess.

*Replace with a euphemism of your choice, if you must.

Probably for the best considering your age :)

Yeah - it doesn't really do anything for me anyway.

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One of the girls in my class has a boyfriend who's in the year above, but I refuse to believe that he's older than her - he looks about twelve sometimes.

I'm good friends with the exchange students - we hang in IT

Hi there choc e-Claire, I'm starting a Satanic cult dedicated to atsonicpark and was wondering if you would like to join? We're gonna meet up and bow down to the dark overlords, then afterwards enjoy a spot of robotripping with some Autechre blastin'.

Hey Derek,

That sounds fun, but I'm not worthy to bask in the reflected glory of atsonicpark. I'll leave you oldies to it.

:D

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Finished my Methods test early. My teacher basically told me 'I'm not meant to do this, but it's the end of the week, so...piss off home'.

But I'm a good girl and I'm staying in the library. Largely so my parents don't yell at me for arriving home half an hour early.

This sucks, I used to be the youngest person here! Now I'm just another idiot man behind a keyboard shouting into the void about my woes and opinions on media and pop culture that only serve to fill an ever hungry and empty hole inside of me and probably most people at this point.


Why would your parents shout at you? Would they really get mad at "my teacher let me leave half an hour early"? Do you go to an expensive private school and time is money to them or sumthin'?

It's not that they would yell at me, actually - they laughed a bit when I said that I'd waited at the library.

I've just spent eleven years being told 'during school hours, you need to be at school', so it's a bit of a mindfuck being told differently.