OH MAN I GOT YOU.

Lay-away, right?

smartass

Maybe the thought of you being amidst hangover pains was too painful for me to bear. Maybe I'd rather imagine you being poor than hungover.

is poor a synonym of naked?

Several pints of Guinness at the Nomeansno show, followed by chips in pitta bread. Om nom nom.

Oh man, am I really that transparent?

Fixed...

"am I really that transparent?"

you're a man, aren't you?

I do have the appropriate equipment, so barring an unfortunate accident with a thresher, yes, yes I am. Since we're being so honest....

Fixed some more:

you just described the keg party the other night perfectly.

Man, there is nothing in this world as hot as a chick with a banana in one hand and a hot dog in the other.

I deeply regret not being in attendance.

1. A French vanilla cappucinno from the covenient store because Starbucks sucks

2. A $10.00 fee for not having the correct date on my insurance card. This was a result of a van hitting the back of my car while driving down the interstate. At least I wasn't the at fault driver or my ticket would have been bigger.

-smokes
-blunts
-components for a slutty nazi/SS uniform
-court fines

I haven't left the house.

but I sent boyshape to buy three blocks of dark chocolate so I could make beetroot chocolate brownies.

ohhh yesssss

Zig zag apple blunt wraps
a cheeseburger and fries from wendy's
A call from a pay phone

entry to a brett whiteley exhibition
lunch: vegies and orange juice
a packet of jam fancies

a hooker, a rock of crack, and some doritos

hair extensions (i cannot deal with this haircut anymore)

bough these two this morning