Cakkkke

When are you going to change/wash your bed sheets? I heard they're pretty dirty.

never.

whats it to ya?

I'm the one asking the questions round here, thank you very much.

Where were you on the night in question?

nunya. nunya business.
HAH!

where do you work? is the building an easy terrorist target?!

Looking after my sick mother.

Would you be willing to take a lie detector test?

i have rights! fuck you!

are you a terrorist?!

No. I failed the exam.

Are you a bit obsessed with terrorists?

yr a terrorist aren't you. get 'im!

is yr mousepad as grossly dirty as mine? *heres a hint, mine is grossly dirty

No.

Don't change the issue. What's that hidden inside your jacket?

um. what jacket? i don't have anything in my jacket. im not wearing a jacket. im not doing anything!

why do you hate america, terrorist!!??

I don't hate America, just Americans.

Do you arrange your records/CD's in alphabetical order?

Yes.

Are you feeling calm?

This interview goes so fast; I'm not calm.

How close are you to a bath tub?

a few meters. maybe seven, maybe six.

what time is it?

EDIT-6:03pm

favorite ninja turtle?

Oops. I don't know, someone else answer.

3 or 4

Which was your favourite Pope?

Bathtub = 2 floors away

Fender or Gibson?

Are you a fan of the Two Ronnies by any chance?

whoa! WWHOA! this has gotten out of control! i want edits, people! edits!!!

This seems to be the last proper answer, so...

The one with the stick, I suppose. I was never a big fan of the Pubescent Morphallactic Ninjutsu Chelonians.

Do you try to shop ethically?

Yes. (TRY)

Swings or slide?

Slide.

Do you have a favourite piece of public art?

like graffiti? no graffiti here is any good. is all retards putting dumb things like "jum1" with stars and shit. terrible.

do you?

Probably the 'Tree of Remembrance' in Manchester, or Anthony Gormley's 'Angel of the North'. Public art is art designed for a public space. There's a large grafitti'd rat in Liverpool that's ace though.

Read a book or watch television?

book.

*sorry.

have you been on a train,?

I travel by train a lot, yes.

Hot or cold?

Cold.

Unicycle or Penny Farthing?

uni.

bike or walk?

Walk.

What's in you pockets right now?

Wallet, keys, loose change, a scrap of paper with my PIN on, and a receipt from M&S.

Cluedo or Ludo?

Cleudo.

Birdsong or feedback?

sonicl's organising a game of Cluedo tonight. Don't miss it.

Birdsong.

Birds or blokes?

Organising it where? What time?

Birds.

Public house or cafe bar?

is a public house a pub? then i choose cafe.

is a public house a pub?

Yes it is.

Is a cafe bar a cafe with a bar?

yes

what is your daily posting average ?(look atyour profile)

16.43

what year was it 14 years ago?

1992

how many different schools have you attended?

three

why is my brother such a douche?