Is there anything better than pitta bread and homous for post-drink snackage? I haven't worked it out yet, but excuse me while I have another go at it. Nom nom nom.

no no no
robots dont have to eat! its called sex what you are talking about...and its not humans, its cows

this ain't no holiday
but it always turns out this way

i just had a 20 minute conversation on the phone with my mom about how i'm icy and not emotionally demonstrative and i'm just like my dad. :rolleyes:

is she right?

yes. she can't accept it though. she thinks i repress emotions because of him :rolleyes:
i'm like, no, sorry i don't cry at weddings and when people die and shit, i just don't roll that way

Nah, she wrong, fer shure. Anyone here think that Cantankers is icy on here? No way, Jose.

no, she is right.

you never ever eveeer cry? cant imagine that theres somebody who really never cries

I KNEW I'd get a slap down for that. Dangnabbit. :D

Ah, what the hell, this one goes out to Cantankers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmzwDdg184U

very, very rarely.

ok, but that difference to never makes you human :)

i don't remember the last time i cried for an emotional reason
the last time i really cried because of pain like a year and a half ago there were big bloody sores eaten into my scalp from bleaching my hair

I cry maybe once every few months. Most of the time I'm not even full out crying either, it's more watery eyes.

I want chilly

I don't cry that often, but when I do......and it's usually for damn good reasons too.

same for me.

i'm trying to remember the last time i cried other than from pain
still nothing

yep, mom was right

Surely you cried with laughter from the last pic I posted of me on the "Post a pic of yourself" thread? :p

That's weird, I don't cry from pain.

Even when my kidney stone was at it's worse and I had to go to the hospital. I was crying because I didn't want to be there, not because of the pain.

i chuckled. it takes a lot to make me laugh out loud hysterically.


if you've never had huge, weeping sores eaten into your scalp by chemicals...yeah, you'd cry.

Physical pain? Hmm, I used to have a hernia, and even though I was doubled over in sheer agony at times, I never cried. Cantankers' experience though sounds truly horrible...I would've cried at that too, most likely.

The last time I was beaten up (by three guys), I didn't cry - just felt bruised and a bit shock

the last time I was beaten up (peak was at 4 guys( I had to laugh, which made them kick even harder...but the alcohol killed the pain pretty good

it was hands down the worst physical pain i've ever experienced in my life, and it was gradual so there was no endorphin rush to calm me down

I haven't cried in years.

Before my grandpa died, the only time I'd cried in the past few months was when I'd broken my foot. At first it didn't hurt all that bad, my foot was just twitching and numb. And then after about 10 minutes it really really started hurting, and that's how I knew I broke it.

Jesus.....that IS agony - pure torture, by the sounds of it.

My sister has informed me that childbirth was by far the worst pain she'd experienced...

That happened to mt friend one time, she was just shrieking haha.

that sounds amusing

yeah, i can imagine squeezing a bowling ball sized object through your vag wouldn't feel too good

Excuse me for gatecrashing this line of postage, but..

Yeah yeah, Industrial Estate! Yeah yeah, Industrial Estate!

"And the crap in the air will fuck up your face!"

It lasted well over a day for her - no wonder she didn't get pregnant again for well over 10 years. Still, my oldest niece rocks!, so.... (Her most recently birth was a "mere" 3 hours).

someone irrelevant to anything and everything:




my mother was only in labour for 5 hours with me
it was enough for her to never have any other children

I have three options if I go to the Tesco Metro across the road. Do I:

A. Buy some ice lollies
B. Some kind of roasted chicken breast with a tub of either potato salad or Coleslaw
C. A bacon and egg sandwich.

All options come with the inevitable packet of twenty Pall Mall superkings.

Go for B. You'd only end up being disappointed with the lollies again.

A! Pick A!

Pick A, demonrail, and you'll have a friend forever in EMMAh. Vote B, and who have you got? Me. Clearly, there is no choice. Vote A. NOW.

C sounds good. cigs and breakfast food.

By the way, I like those Pall Malls, do you smoke the red ones?

Now I have a problem: Emmah say A; Melly says B and Cuntankerous says C.

I am edging towards the sandwich option, but know that it's a slightly depressing one.

Regarding the lolly-disappointment factor. I've re-discovered Soleros. The Lolly of champions. Absolutely zero chance of any man feeling short-changed with a Solero.

Fuck it. That's settled it. I'm buying lollies.

Yeah, the Superkings. Cheap as fuck without tasting like shoelaces.

Demonrail regularly berates me for smoking Malboro Lights, claiming that they're "poof" cigarettes. Bastard!

I bet Demonrail comes back with a pizza instead of lollies.