Good choice.

Also, I'd like the mention that "Wherever particular people congregate" is my favorite quote/saying ever.

those are actually pretty good, i should start smoking those

I ended up with the cigarettes, a solero and a large thingy of pineapple chunks in syrup. Just so you know.

Fuck you bastard, I want pineapple.

Childbirth is a piece of piss compared to treading on an upturned plug in your bare feet.

i've done that. several times. that is pretty bad.

once i stepped on a safety pin and the fucker went an inch or two into the sole of my foot.

Lego is the foots enemy.

Haven't you heard of sharing, demon? Get on that plane to Canada now!

Treading on broken glass in bare feet isn't fun.

oh fuck yes. i had so many legos when i was a kid (actually i still do) and they were always all over the carpet...

Same, it was everywhere.

My cat used to sleep in the Lego box, I don't know how she did it.

The pineapple was really nice, btw. The Solero was a bit melted though, which has left me ever so slightly livid. Melly was clearly right about the lolly=disappointment factor.

Papercuts between your thumb and pointing finger. (I'm sure there's a more scientific term for it than 'pointing finger', but you know what I mean.) Either way that is sheer pain.

index finger, dear.

Is it? Oh. Yeah. That makes sense. I feel a little bit cleverer now thanks to you. Ta

Pigggg roast

who said "caca eater"?

Caca eater reminds me of my friend today.

He was asking me, "Do you just want regular shit in your tea." and I told him, "No, I want diarrhea."

to ploesj? me, i was joking--- she wanted to be insulted to feel like "one of us" (long story) & i said the goofiest shit i could come up with.

o wait you were there, weren't you? you called her a twat-- ha ha ha.

yeah:)
i loved it how you put it in there.
caca eater!
funny as hell, dude!

ha x100 000 000

thanks-- i aim to entertain

the worst feeling out of all of them to me is biting my tongue on accident when i eat.

one time i was chewing gum and i bit a chunk (a CHUNK) out of the inside of my cheek and spit blood all over the sidewalk like gene simmons.

holy shit, that's pretty hardcore. i've done the same, but not a chunk. there's a little chunk of skin missing from where my cat bit me last night and it's kind of cool looking- a little red cresent moon on my middle finger.

Damn this homework! Damn it!

I lost my first tooth while chewing gum, didn't realize it either until I bit down.

Earache. The worse pain. Just hideous.

damn it, josh! finish your homework!

Yes, jade. :( It's horribly difficult to write a movie review in French over I movie I've yet to watch. And the other bit of homework is being put off because I can half-ass it.

well, half-ass it, write "voulez vous coucher avec moi blah blah blah parlez vous francais" for the review, and get online! i sign on here at weird hours because i can't sleep and no one is on!

I'm at a half-ass standstill and I'm still 104 words short. I am online!

i notice!

104? just add a bunch of articles. that's my trick to padding up a word count. i also make contractions the full phrase.

sorry-- what movie is this?

Weekend by Godard. I had about two days notice that it had to be over one of 4 French films and not one of our choosing, like the warm-up exercise was.

I finished a whole unit today in class. One more to go before I get my credit, but there's only a few lessons in this next one so it shouldn't be too bad.

If I finish tomorrow, or even on Monday, that'll be a credit in a week. My fastest one yet.

oh fuck, i havent' seen that one, sorry.

what were the other 3?

Quai des brumes, L’Esquive, Le salaire de la peur

up to 207 words, 93 to go.

Blah blah.

hola, victor