Wait.....you thought it would be useful?

i figured it would be some sort of helpful communication not just another bitch session about the ubiquitous orange shitbird. which, mind you, has its own thread. also you never replied to the pk3 (who needs a dash?)

P-Q4. Bitch.

So what is everyone doing during quarantine? Getting high or what?

I'm very lucky, living in a sparsely populated area with much greenspace. I get out lots, alone, avoiding people, for walks. I'd go nuts otherwise. I used to be a hardcore runner, but I quit that in Jan 2019 and started hardcore swimming in Feb 2019. But now I can't fucking do that!

Also, I have a job that has not been affected, because I am deemed "essential". (Actually, I am at "work" right now.) :)

I think it is very important to continue with music listening, film viewing and book reading during this.

My wife decided that we should get divorced as this crisis struck. When it rains, it might as well pour.

Ha! I heard divorce rates in China skyrocketed because of this.


I am sorry, I hope it is for the best.

My shtick these days is: "Oh man, what a fucking disaster 2020 is so far. Everything in my life has been turned up-side-down. It's just so fucked up. Plus there's the whole Covid-19 thing."

Fuck it. Kill two birds with one stone.

Hmm, well, I can report that the puma situation has had a happy end.





This cat (heh) came down all the way from the Andes mountains to the semi-deserted metropolis and everybody lost their shit - COVID-19 ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, NATURE'S TAKING OVER! It was captured, a battery of tests were performed (blood, X-rays - I'm serious, that species is protected by law; too bad people aren't) and then placed back in the Cordillera.



According to one veterinarian, wild animals are not invading the city; it's us mooks who are expanding our shit and they are trying to figure out where the limit is now. Humans ruin everything, really.

I will now communicate how it is that the Germans are keeping it cool:

Singer-songwriter John Prine critically ill with Covid-19

More:
https://news.google.com/topics/CAAqIggKIhxDQkFTRHdvSkwyMHZNREZ4ZEdOcUVnSmxiaWdBUA E?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen

"If there aren't TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND of these, I will have done a 'good job'".

I’m at work as I type, but I’ll have the next three days off. We’ve been doing small projects around the house and working in the yard. Cleaned out the garage this past weekend and cleaned out gutters yesterday.

Hopefully I’ll be finishing up some mixtapes on my days off......and maybe mailing them out Friday? I’ve really been enjoying: Hunger!
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On Sunday, Texas Governor Greg Abbott mandated that Louisiana drivers self-quarantine for 14 days, but as this news report shows, very little is being done to enforce the new law.

This Texas Monthly interview with Billionaire Tilman Fertitta has me thinking in multiple months rather than a short term return to normalcy.

3,174 Deaths from coronavirus in America......will we hit 10,000 deaths by the weekend?

Michigan Governor Whitmer to sign executive order closing schools for remainder of school year. With President Trump calling for 30 additional days of social distancing, I’m guessing the earliest American kids might return to class is May. I wonder how it will take for other States to follow Michigan??? Believe our 17 year old daughter is starting to realize that a proper graduation ceremony might not happen.

NICE KITTY

here we're starting to have deer in public parks which is awesome

not sure if this useful to you or anyone else but check it out

https://vitals.lifehacker.com/how-to...aut-1842549279

ha ha ha! that's the spirit...

d7-d5 (p-q4)

I saw a mouse outside my apartment...

fuck that noise, kill with fire

that’s gross ans i hope you guys got a good exterminator

make sure to seal the space under your door cuz the fuckers will crawlmin through a hole the size of a dime, then piss and shit all over your stuff

make sure to keep food in cans or glass not bags

yikes! i fucking hate mice. proof that walt disney was evil.

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ps- has the forum server really slowed down the past couple of years or is it just me?

Dis you mean the last couple of WEEKS? If you did, it's absolutely not just you. I have time to make myself a sandwich every time I wait for a SYG page to load. No disrespect to the Mod mods.

i meant DAYS but yeah wtf lol

couple of weeks is more accurate but i lost track of time

server got corona’d

I mentioned on this thread that I've been getting crap speed overall (but mostly here), because everybody's using the damn thing. I guess sex went out of style. Anyway, I should've just replied with:

It Isn’t Just You: The Internet Is Actually Super-Slow Lately

More:
https://news.google.com/search?q=int...S&ceid=US%3Aen