the breakdown in the middle of that song is so heavy. I love it.

ahhhh soul rape

"hey there fellow sonic terrorists, my name's Kodwo Eshun. Pull up a chair and let me tell you all about how only I really understand P-Funk and Detroit techno. you see it all started with ... postmodern bollocks ... blah blah ... yet more postmodern bollocks ... blah blah ... and a bit more postmodern bollocks just incase you're not fast asleep yet. Oh, and before I forget, 'rhizome'." Twat.

Twats, the lot of 'em.

"omar! pass that shit man!"
"cedric, you already shot up twice, took 10 hits of acid, snorted 12 lines and drank a whole bottle of pledge, it's only noon!"
"you can't stop a creative mind!! i feel like i could channel a mayan priest at the dawn of the serenghetti moon aquarius resurrection den in sanskrit, now pass that shit!"
"ok, only if i can solo on a single note for three hours while i try my 30 new pedals"
"fuckin' a!! our show tonight will be epic!!! i hope i kill a kid or two tonight!!"
"yeah, they paid to see you go crazy"
"man...we're such genius twats"
"you mean i'm the genius twat"
"pass the ox to the lion's den of oxymoron retarded kabbalah puta caraja of the gates of slumbing giants"

yr gonn a hear it from schizo

Last one from me tonight, laters twats:

Tim Westwood, English radio dj. An eight year old black boy trying to act "gangsta" in a middle aged white man's body.

"Fuck you I won't tidy my bedroom!"

"i'm such an indie twat, it hurts!"

LOL. FAR too easy!

Agreed, but an odd choice, unless you're a parent.

"WAAH! WAAH! I'm a de facto racist douchebag who has a pissy complex against White Jewish Hollywood. WAAH WAAH! I'm more black than Malcolm X and John Coltrane combined! WAAH"!"

"our music style is 'twat rock', it involves ripping off pavement, blanding it and acting like gigantic twats towards the world and especially towards people in mop-tops"



"hey there, just came back to tell you i'm a twat on my own league, uncomparable to the other wankers. anyway, am i a genius or am i a genius?"

"Kick me in the face. Please. It's OK. I'm sure you want to. I know I would if faced with someone as smug and twat-like as me."

"Where would I be without MTV2 ah?"

Answer: Getting a 2/2 in a 'Sonic Arts' degree like every other no-mark laptop avant-gardist. you unlistenable twat.

you must spread more hollywood-stereotype brits before giving more effeminated cunt actors to demonrail 666

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reminds me of:




"hey yanks!! i'm a brit, i say "jumper" instead of "sweater"! i drink tea every day!! i'm everything you expect out of a man from the isles. adore me like i adore your prostitudes!"



"whoever said 'image isn't everything' was obviously not a twat like me"

I have young nieces who insist on watching Lazytown until I want to kill everything, ever. It's that or High School Musical, which doesn't make me want to vomit blood quite so much.

Have you ever seen him live? He does a remarkable job of slipping in some unspeakably twatty bassing into some songs that would ordinarily be merely just a bit twatty.