thinking about it now i want to go back so bad

there was this place called the ring of _____ and for christ's sake i cannot remember exactly what it was called but it was the coolest place i have EVER been in my life, we had so much fun just driving around and exploring in the country


AH I REMEMBER, it's called the ring of kerry. fucking spectacular, just driving around and looking around.

Seeing as this place is dead, and I'm three quarters dead. I think I should go to bed before I can't even get there.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't want to get ready I just want to crawl in.

I bet you were chasing those sheep lilly! ha!

oh that sounds bad in light of my sheepfucker comment doesn't it.

well i'm not welsh so we don't have anything to worry about here.

Just because you're not welsh doesn't mean you don't like to fuck sheep.

ha!

ok im passing out now too. fuckin A

i can't pass out, i have to pack shit and go to the airport later

:mad:

cool where are u going?

u seem to go all over the place, are u a fuckn spy or something?

I can't pass out either because my guitar is right next to me...fuck.

home to visit my family for a week

Cantank -> I have had a new cousin today, she's called Lily (but with one L only). Cool, isn't it

mine is only spelled with two Ls because because my mom is an idiot and named me lillian
my aunt is going to have a baby in a month and my step mother is going to have a baby in two months

upon further inspection it would appear that i am predominantly of irish descent (possibly including northern irish), but also a smaller percentage norwegian and russian


woohoo, i can go ahead and get that clover tattoo!

No, but you can now by law insist on a shamrock in the head of your Guinness.

(It's shamrock, not clover incidentally)

edit: I know that shamrock is Irish for clover (or something)

edit: I wish I hadn't said anything now:(

Norwegian/Russian - likes snow, wintery scenes and heartfelt if at times austere-at-times music. (eg Norwegian black metal). Likes to party like it's Moscow in revolution-era Russia.

Irish - Likes drinking, dancing, having fun and being warm and generous to loved ones.

Yep, that be you alright!

i'm irish and russian, there's no way i wasn't going to end up a drunk

What were you inspecting to come to this conclusion, your liver?

records, birth certificates, family trees etc

You're simply following a grand tradition of celebrated Celtic and Slavic musician and writer booze-hounds. Shane MacGowan, stand up and take a bow.

The Irish and Russians also have another thing in common: a temperament that can be laid-back one moment, and fiery the next. I'm not too sure about the Norwegians on this front - my experiece of Oslo taught me that the Norge-people are good looking to an almost annoying level, and that they sure like to get steaming drunk on a Saturday night.

I'm half Irish and half English. I haven't gone back far enough to find anything to the contrary.

My children are quarter Irish, quarter English and half Welsh.

Some nice stereotyping from Melly by the way.

a good looking, bad tempered drunk.

sounds about right.

i think, after looking at these family trees, if i were to actually calculate the percentage the norwegian and russian would be miniscule.


do your children only fuck sheep every other day as opposed to every day, being only half welsh? just a hobby, not a full time job?

You're quite clearly not "a drunk".

You just drink a lot and talk about it, like just about every other teenager in the world.

Just to clarify.

a drunk does not equal an alcoholic. just to clarify.

Why thank you sir :D

I'm English from my Dad's side, and 1/2 German from my Mum's. My Dad's mum was part/half-irish, and I found out recently that my Mum's side contains descendants from France.

So that makes me a grumpy slouch with a penchant for decadent art.

Yes it does.

no, it doesn't. maybe in your day it did.

As ever, you're very welcome.

Today is my day.

keep on deluding yourself...

You're mistaking me for somebody else (edit: maybe you remembered this and that's why you deleted the "old man" comment). I don't pretend to be a teenager.

I'm just saying you don't have to do your "I'm so baaaad" act when you're amongst adults. It doesn't impress us because we've been there and done that.

it's not an act, darling, but i'm not badass. not in the least.
i'm going to start drinking like it's a full time job because of you.

I'm going to buy this for myself at some point:

http://www.classixshop.com/acatalog/981101.php

Good for you. Glad I've had a positive impact on your life.

Edit: that's for Cantankerous.

just for the record, because no one ever seems to get the fucking point, i was kidding.

you are the last person on earth i would ever care about impressing.

I suspect there's nobody on this board you don't care about impressing.

alright, whatever. i have to go pack. i'm going home to play with babies and other various badass activites. maybe some reading to the blind or knitting.

Fucking go here an watch if you're bored: http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=25522

I'm going to look like that woman when I'm old.

So You Think You Can Dance can suck it. Go to hell!

The last 48 hours of my life are in the running for the best 48 continuous hours ever.