Having a nipple ring ripped out doesn't bear thinking about on the pain front. There's something about men with nipple rings I quite like...when the Gun Club played here many years ago (1992, I think), Kid Congo Powers was wearing a see-through black shirt and I could see his nipple rings. it was a good look for him, I thought.

I wouldn't even begin to be able to imagine what having a period must be like, let alone giving birth. Us men do have it horrbly easy at times compared to the ladies, it is true.

you fuckers don't even have to wipe when you pee!

...and some men STILL can't fucking aim straight! Unbelievable. Or seem incapable of flushing a toilet when they've finished using it, or wiping their piss up after spraying it over a toilet seat/around a toilet bowel, OR actually learn how to clean a goddamn toilet properly in the first place.

/moan.

And why are some men so scared of using urinals? Those that go straight for the cubicle. Maybe they like peeing on toilet seats.

Or maybe they need a shit?

I'm talking about the ones who leave the door open and pee, nutsack.

Agreed on this one. Look, just use the damn urinal already. It's not going to attempt to molest you or anything, so what's the problem?

hey I don't even have to sit

you don't have to pull your pants down either.

but you are always at the mercy of us womenfolk.



irrelevant: heavy whipping cream >>>>>>> milk in coffee

I sometimes just pee in my pants. It's just easier.

This would have sounded more credible coming from Kegmama.

it's true no matter who says it.

i would just be a lesbian but...cock.

Hmm, I wonder how many fellows gays the above sentence would apply to? For women I like/get on well with etc, they could wrap me round their fingers if they wanted to - I'm soft like that, you see. For women I don't like, no fucking chance. I'm actually more likely to be at the mercy of a woman than a man, and I can't figure out for the life of me why. I'd have thought that it'd be the other way round easily, but thinking on my experiences, I tend to be a lot more on-guard when dealing with men...

it's because men are stupid.

it's funny you should say that, if there are two humans using the urinal (and the stall is open), I'll go for the stall.

I have no desire to void my fluids into a trough while standing next to some apeman who may very well likely be pissing on my shoes.

on top of that, the constant grunting is enough to drive me up the wall.

why do you ask though? did you want to play "light sabers"?

Why, it's funny you should say that, Floaty.

I was more than happy to go with the flow (tee-hee) and use the trough until a gentleman waltzed (yes- he waltzed, clearly in 3/4 time) in and took his spot beside me and while there was no mention of 'light-sabres' he did suggest 'crossing the streams' ala Ghostbusters...

Whuuuuuuuut? Ah carn't unnerstand thu laydee, sumwon reed wot she sez abuv.


Irrelevance time: I want to buy some of Savage Pencil's artwork, but don't have the cash to do so now. Blast!

your kind (men) are usually more likely to be at the mercy of a woman because men are too stupid to know better. WE are crafty.

Again, coming from somebody like Kegmama, that would sound more credible.

i heard you the first time, do you think i care?

Y'know who always gets left out of these kinda conversations?

Hermaphrodites

Of course you care. I thought we'd established that already.

The more intellgent women are crafty and able to trickster the menfolk up, sure - I be no disagreeing with that. As for men being stup....stu...st...ah crap, what was I talking about?

It still amazes me how some women become beguiled by the biggest slime on earth, even as their sliminess reeks of them like an out-of-date aftershave.

women are stupid in a different way.

Ah! I could kill for some of his artwork, how much is it going for?

jimbrim - His set of Autechre pics is going for £750 or thereabouts? I saw them at a studio open day on Sunday, and what I thought were pieces based on "distressed" images are actually finely-crafted ink drawings. They really do look the business.

yeah, what about the chicks with dicks, guys? where do they fit in?

ps: LOL MEAT SACK RUMBLE.

so far im am very much enjoying it.
and ive been thinking mostly about canada for my MA. maybe university of toronto, or mcguill in montreal,.
but i have a few years to think about it...

it's funny you should say that. it's time to make another pot of coffee and start pushing moneybuttons.

[edit: that was for floatingslowly]

Ah, that's good that you have time on your side to make a decision about where to do your MA....have you been in J-Town for just a year then, or somewhat longer?

It's funny you should say that, but I'm just going to make myself a cup of tea. Then I've got to wake up my boy otherwise he won't sleep tonight.

Then I've got to start making dinner.

Then after dinner I'm going to work for 1 1/2 hours.

I hadn't intended on giving out all that information, but you dragged it from me.

you lead a really exciting life.

I lead an exceedingly happy life. I don't know about exciting.

well i'm happy that you're happy.

11 years
my parents and younger brother moved back to north america 3 1/2 years ago.
and yeah im lucky that after 1 semester i kinda know what i want to do, or at least know what i want to study...

Hmm, yeah, I think I see what you mean with that. Men follow logic by and large, so can get trickstered by a woman's intuitive and thinking-outside-the-normal-pattern ways. Women's instinct and intuition can sometimes go completely arse-up though, with them ending up doing things that have us men tearing our hair out in a "what the fuck's going on?" fashion (hence my "ending up with a slimeball" comment).

More irrelevance: You know I really should be working, but boy is it dragging today...

I see how you deftly avoided using the expression "thinking outside the box".

Well done.

I prefer drinking from the box. Hic.

Ah, a wine box man.

Obviously a child of the seventies.