I'm back among the living.
And god does my tooth hurt, but I had some really fucked up dreams.

Making J Mascis and Steve Albini jokes, constantly, gets me through my day. I've been making jokes about how I'll soon loose the ability to play anything but the root note of chords and will gain 150 pounds because I now own a Mascis jazzmaster.

Also, I can't think of my Song of the Day for today. I have a running list online.

i slept from noon until 3 AM.

I just took more vicodin so this should be interesting.

my little brother once went through a "recent calls made" list on my phone and ended up talking to steve albini. sometimes i ust think about what he could have said, because i only got to hear "uh BYE".

He probably needed to ask him what the best kind of 1/2" magnetic tape was.

the best tape to strangle me with or tape down his video game collection, of course.

Ah yesterday I was making out with this cute guy at the club. So much fun, I think I have mono or something now.

the post-rock band mono? AWESOME!

but real mono, while i've never had it, isn't.

OMG schizo, how is your vacation? I start a university next fall. AAHHH!!! You miss?

hey!! it's been chaotic, but the storm is starting to pass.

whoo- you're doing journalism, right? i think?

Yeah, photojournalism. I am kind of sad that I could not get into San Francisco. So I am here in L.A.

l.a. is still cool, though.

my aunt is a little miffed that she has to leave her beloved long beach to come help take care of my brother. she's 45 but still a socal girl through and through.

Oh So-Cal girls are the best. They are so much fun, but too many are vapid though.

all of them in fl (or, to be region specific, cen-fl.. cenfl? cenfla?) are vapid. very few aren't.

Iron Chef Japan is amazing.

Iron Chef America is a complete sham.

sometime about bobby flay makes me want to puree his face with some dead baby. as does something about mario batali. ick.

but iron chef japan. i love the bimbo de jour that they always have on the panel. my mom and i yell out "fukuisan!" once in a while just for giggle.

There was a time I could name all the Iron Chefs, even the ones that retired but I can't anymore. I've actually yelled "fukuisan" too to get peoples attention, but they have no idea what I'm talking about :(

yeah, it's all escaped me. iron chef japan never comes on anymore and it kills me.