*claps at stuck I-Pod*

Am currently listening to my beloved Birthday Party - go boys!

oh no, what happened!?

i'm glad your doggie's okay though

^^^Doggie was seriously unwell, but is on the mend (I like doggies).

Back to "irrelevance" - how be you? I had a seriously shite day at work today (I won't bore you with the details), but all good now. Am off work tomorrow - hurrah.

I poked three holes in my fingers (2 in non-fretting hand, 1 in the quick of left index finger) when taking strings off my telecaster and now I'm typing all funny. Oh, and before that I burnt my fucking JiffyPop.

I just got to do my two favorite parts from my two favorite Pulp Fiction scenes in class. No script, sort of improv, but it was the most fun I've had in that class.

I'm guessing you were Pumpkin and Vincent. Did you play Miserlou between? That would have kicked ass.

Yeah. I love those parts. Especially Pumpkin.

For the transitions we did do Miserlou. I didn't, but someone else hummed it or whatever. We had 30 minutes to come up with versions of 5 scenes from it, and we used Misirlou and with everyone doing that dance thing (with the v over eyes) while we switched scenes. It wasn't as badass with the dancing.

Yesssssssssssssssssssss

i don't feel like doing anything right now.

I'm so sick of not doing anything. I'll trade you.

I realized I spend too much time on the internet when someone on another forum posted the new metallica album cover and my immediate action was to do this to it

That is the worst fucking album cover I've ever seen. You made it marginally better.

I drove a car for the first time yesterday.

yesterday in an arcade i played one of those driving simulator games and crashed all over the place. honestly, i was freaked a little. i hate driving.

bork bork text on firefox always cheers me up

So some grocery store called me the other day, but my phone was dying so I didn't hear half of what they were saying. It was about a job.

Today my mom wanted me to call them back and ask them exactly what was said, which would obviously make them think I'm a fucking idiot. All I know is that they mentioned Friday (today)? Anyways I don't see the point because like I said, they'll think I'm an idiot and they want me to work nights (til 11) and my mom will honestly want to kill herself if she has to pick me up at 11 all the time.

I need a job that's close by.

this.
drove from nice back to paris which took all fkn day.
and i am about ready to drop dead.

I went down to the store a couple minutes ago and took the long way home to have a smoke.

All of a sudden I hear,

"I wanna kill myself! I fucking hate life, life sucks so bad! Hey! Hey you! I'm talking to you!"

I didn't say anything back, because I'm bigger than that. Stupid fucking 13 year olds. They'll probably kill themselves way before I do.

I'm no fucking emo kid.