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fuck im bored
anyone here have some weed and wanna get stoned together over the internet |
uh yeah i have a bit
when do i not? (the answer to that is when hell freezes over) i wouldn't be opposed to getting baked at 9 AM either |
well lets do it
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Next time you and Mr Cantankerous are over, you can come and crash round mine, and stay in a lot - free rent, but you'll have to do all my housework :p It's not all bad, though - at least you'll both get to have a play on this: ![]() |
ooooooh, you must look after if well because it looks lovely
i will gladly do all your housework free of charge, i'll even make the bed! |
^^^I treat my Fender Jag really well - it's the Squier Strat that I tend to abuse a lot.
"Make my bed"? You should come round now, then? :D I'll stick on the kettle and make coffee *goes to find whiskey* |
i'll swim across the channel as fast as i can
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well tanky?
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oh the weed. right.
forgot about that. i'll fire one up asap. |
groovey
as will i |
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You going to smoke that whist swimming over to mine? I'm impressed. I think you're really this person: ![]() |
pffft i wish
i would look like a 10 year old boy in drag if i put that costume on |
I dunno, I think you'd look pretty great in that get up
*Cantanky sez - "No, I wouldn't. Shut it, Smelly!* *Brief argument ensues, followed by cigs and coffee, both saying, "What were we talking about again?"* Really though, you've got the super-hero thing covered with your Ace Frehley alter ego. Rescues cute animals by day, rocks out to the max Detroit-style at night. |
nope. did i tell you about the size 0/4 pants? i think you've actually got to have discernible hips to wear that outfit.
i just had a vision of myself running around and throwing squirrels and bunnies into a bag and taking them back to my lair. |
Yes, you did. They weren't the same pair that one of the buttons fell off from, were they?
Yeah, you could nurse the squirrels and bunnies back to your lair, and then soothe them with the music of the Cocteau Twins and some lighted scented candles. Mmm, candles (drools). |
i once made a goat learn how to devote his life to his kids
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hoho you clever bastard
no button has ever fallen off any pants of mine. not due to my copious massive, jiggling rolls of fat anyway. i hate scented candles. particularly vanilla ones. actually i'm not too partial to candles with my tendency to knock things over all the time. particularly with my big fat ass. Quote:
i have no words to describe how hard i laughed at that i'm glad that there's one less deadbeat goat running around |
haha yeh dead beat goat dads are an important investment
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![]() look at this degenerate cut yer hair, ya hippie! |
haha yeh
that would be a sweet toon Dead Beat Goat Dad |
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