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I think you're a little bored at work today, aren't you Porky?

Can't you tell?Reading this rubbish on the gumtree site.I can't wait to get outta here.

haha oh my god!

I never could stand Biohazard fans.

^They'll be in Belgium in March, Nefeli.
I'm thinking of going.

What is this?


6`1" tall good looking man. Seeks for fun. You won`t be regret. If u interest,reply my message then i can send u my nude pics. I like oral sex giving and receiving and other things of course :) May be we are true persons for eachother. Who knows? See u soon.

Are you looking for a one night stand Pork? :p

Nope.Just bored at work.

^is that an offer toko?

I don't remember posting that.

you were drunk remember.

No. You're all way out of my league.

I'm not making them up.That's what they actually post.

you wish:D

Watch out for this man,Nef!

Come for one week, two or more no strings. Will be sailing around various Greek islands on a beautiful 49ft sailing yacht. Own cabin. Must be fit and be able to swim and laugh!
Me; I'm a qualified yachtmaster, easy to get on with and I just want some help on the yacht this summer. There will be others on board.

Must be fit and be able to swim and laugh!!!!hehe

Female crew on yacht this summer


Scary!

We're up for everything is the sound of desperation itself.hehe

It reads like some of the pms that sonicl sends me,though.

How do you swim and laugh at the same time anyway?

i am almost scared to look at this thread incase everyone here thinks i am looking at actual adverts. i am sure some of them do.

wonder how long the couple 'up for anything' will be together?

Hey, my PMs are better spelt than that!

i say make one for cryptotwatbasket and see how many replies it gets. he posted enough pics of himself. on second thoughts perhaps not.

Arghhhhhhhhh the office is so good but soo damn awkward!!

cant rep you pork.

The office is such a good show, such awkward situations, everyone is great in it, the british version is what im talking about

Aww man the office made me go red, its saaaaaad.

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family guy is the greatest thing since the last great american adult animation series.....

I wanna watch the movie Pleasentville in Black and white, so when the colour starts coming in i dont know what the fuck is going on

I just realized that the thread says "comething" instead of "something." I literally just noticed that. Wow.

Hahahaha. You need one of those fancy TVs I've seen on commercials.
Great movie by the way.

Saunas are great. Saunas are wonderful. Do you have a sauna?

i woke up too early, before the time my dick usualy gets up, and now its a few hours later, its jsut waking up and im getting wood.

Oh yeah, hahaha :)

their is an evil muffin in my pocket...

kinky

i really hust my back lifting paving slabs and moving them to another part of the garden. i need a massage.