My boy cats wouldn't know what to do with pussy if they got it.

And by pussy I mean vagina.

They be men on film cats.

Yeah, my cats are totally gay for each other.
They wash each other and stuff, and sometimes they get into gay fights where one storms off and leaves the other crying for me.
Weird.

HAHAHA, you are the mother of gay people. How do you feel?

Awww, gay cats. i would so feed them treats and look after them.

I feel... strange. I am the owner of two completely gay poofs (quite literally).

69 hahaha.

srsly! That picture is a few years old. They don't really do that anymore, probably because 'their' spot on the couch is taken up now.

LOL, I somehow enjoy Where the Streets Have No Name- by U2.

OH GOD
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME

Just kidding.
But U2 really sucks.

Oh they do sucks but the Joshua Tree is really a good album by them. Everything else is irrelevant.

Yeah.. I guess.
I just hate their (more specifically bono) OMFG WE ARE DOING THIS FOR HUMANITY CAUSE BLAH BLAH.
It's really annoying.

Oh that self-righteous prick. I hate his guts. I wish he could die now. WHy don't they start helping the people in need in their own country. Call me evil, but I think we should care about people in our country more than the ones outside.

I think we should give a fuck about everything but Bono. I hate his fucking face.
As for helping people in their own country... uh, yeah. They need to fix their shit before they start to fix anyone else's.

Yeah, but anyways, what you up to so late? Or so early?

Lame sleeping schedule.
I go to bed at 1 in the afternoon and wake up 14 hours later.
Better than 3 hours a night, am I right?

How about you?

I am about to hit the sack. I finished doing homework. HAve a good time up. See you around.

I got a drum kit today.

move to perth and start a band with me

I just wrote a paper on "Can Virtue be taught?" and the first whole page is saying that Virtue must be taught.

Gun.

Let me jump it.

oh wow that is some pussy!

Fucking hell I think my head might explode because of the overload of fail I have been producing lately.

like that?

Exactly.

PLEASE tell me you remember when i had a black cat. he always made that face.

that phrase describes most of my days.

of course.

And yes you do.

holy shit.

^^^Has that bush got it's own ZIP code?

Irrelevance: I'm out of ciggies and am wondering whether to go and get some more. Whaddya reckon, kids?

i went to see the fearless freaks at the cineteca but the traffic was so unbearable i made to about a quarter of the way there before i returned home.

smelly: depends, do you have a wild fancy for the cigs?

Everyneuro - to be honest, not really, but I need to get some more at some point...no, I think I'll wait until tomorrow.

well, there you go!

I am going insane

"Today Ive lost something that has never been mine, not even a bit..."
- youtube - quote

I thnik I'm going to spend this winter writing a book.

Cool.

My creative writing teacher told me I should become a novelist after reading a poem that I wrote. It made me happy, even if the compliment really was unfounded (poetry=/=prose)

I really struggle writing stories and long literature, so I think it would be good practice for me.

I struggle writing any prose to be honest. We are going to write short stories later on this year in that class, so I'll be glad to have an incentive to finish a story. I already have a lot of ideas (all ideas that relate to the story I want to write) cooked up in my head, so I'm excited about it.