^^^Fuck this flute shit, I'm going to join Glenn Branca's band!

No way...

Motherfucking friends coming to my motherfucking house to watch these movies so they can lose the motherfucking remote.

i kind of want a cigarette.

so do i, and i rarely smoke. i've wanted one for about a week. :(

back at warped tour i had half a pack, shared with this guy i was waiting in line with to meet a band, and three in the month since. i have a lot of personal reasons why i kind of hate smoking, but it sounds so nice right now. it's finally cooled down below 100 degrees outside.

100 degrees? fuuuck.

i think watching bill hick's too much is the reason i want a cigarette...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9ySC...eature=related

utah in the summer is horrible. it's so hot. the dryness is nice, being from florida, but oh man.

haha. i just want one because if i can't have a beer, i should at least have a cigarette.

Mmm I just had a beer. Newcastle and In-N-Out fries with GTA4, cause it was the best we could do at 1am on a Tuesday night. Hit the spot, though.

that's pretty sweet. i want just a big mac and a beer, now.

do men eat yogurt? this is an odd question, i know, but every yogurt commercial is the same nowadays. i've never seen a man in a yogurt commercial except for the dumbass in the yoplait one looking for the real desserts.

I haven't had it since I was little, but I always thought it was good. My roommate eats it, though.

Nope. Not natural.

Do you think that auditors take their audit hats off when they leave the office at the end of the day, or do they go around the house auditing stuff too, like little Timmy's processes for doing his maths homework?


Yes, I am dealing with auditors at the moment. How did you guess?

i need to come up with a good pixar animation movie idea

hmm

2 vegetables embark on a journey away from their fridge to go meet their real parents
along the way they come across odd characters like Keith Dort
Keith is an accountant with a bad attitude towards women

The two main characters should be a simple-yet-kind courgette, and a sassy-yet-soft hearted tomato. Keith Dort would be a ugly, bumpy potato.

i want a jazz score to the film
hmm who would voice my two main meals and what would they be

It'd have to be two people from this here board.

Courgette could be (thinks) cryptoguy or Rob Instigator
Tomato could be Cantanky or Kegmama.

I'd happily play Keith Dort, I can do grumpy and slighty dodgy w/no probs.

yeh i think you would be a good Keith Dort
but i dont know about cantanky being in one of my movies

I sent him a text ealier on - will send him yr love when he replies.