Alien Anal - Who would you have for tomato, then?

EDIT: You should get jennthebenn to write the script.

*does two thumbs-up gesture to Nefeli*

hmm ricky gervais will be my tomato

the inside of the fridge will be like an apartment block
and its set to a jazz score with ricky gervais as a tomato

Ahhhh *blushes*

Alien Anal - I like the jazz score idea - you could get Burt Bacharach to score it, and have either him or Tony Bennett sing the songs. It'd be a right swingin' affair.

How was your ABBA experience Melly?

It was totally fabulous, truncated. The "plot" (which one of you bastards is my father?) is as camp as hell, the entire cast simply can't wait to burst into song and dance, and there's more Abba on offer than an entire continent's worth of Abba tribute bands. I came out of the cinema with a big smile on my face, and felt on a "high" afterwards.

someone left a comment in two of my myspace accounts to invite me to my own gig.

you should go

For some inexplicable reason, the main reason that film turns me off is not the ABBA content, but Meryl Streep's corpse-like hair. Worse than the eye, and eyes are one of the few things that disgust me. But if you enjoyed it, that's what counts.

Yeah, you're right about Meryl Streep's hair - what a mess! Julie Waters was very funny in it, Colin Firth looks hott (who cares about the male bimbo who was the groom), and Pierce Brosnan is to singing what I am to, er, singing. Yeah, I loved it!

words don't do justice to the sharp aneurysm-like pain that that quote caused in my brain.

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ok, nevermind. I'm better now.

Ha ha.

I was working as an auditor for 1,5 years in Ernst&Young and I definitely know what you're talking about.
I left when I realised how painful would be to go out for a pint with a bunch of auditors and after having drunk 8 beers they'd start quarrelig over doubtful debts, deferred tax and shit like that.

haha, that sounds like me, slavo.

the state college in the area has a public access channel and all they ever seem to show is a college algebra class. mathematics is generally not my thing, but i love algebra. it's fun to watch.

Talking to old friends after not hearing a word from them in months is great.

my friend, after talking about past relationships and idaes with me, says "i have to go think about some things" and just kind of hangs up.

Mine, surprisingly, ended somewhat like that "I have to run. bye". But, at least we got to talk for a few minutes after not speaking for months. We used to talk like 6 hours a day between in person, phone, and online.

it really is the best feeling.. i haven't seen my closest friends in almost two months (or more, for some) and i've gotten used to knowing i'm not seeing them often anymore but it's so nice to have my caller id show up with them.

I don't give a shit about my old friend's anymore.

I've working on the most kick ass punk rock stoner sock monkey lately. It has a mohawk at the moment and I'm making it a leather jacket.